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Comics - ~In The Dark Of The Night~ 17 Jun 2011 06:01 pm
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#1 - Reminiscing on the paNDA
#2 - How To: Destroy Society
#3 - Sheepish suspicions
#4 - It wasn't me, it was my biological make-up
#5 - How To: Drunken Box
#6 - Simple Showdown
#7 - Closing call
#8 - How To: Apologise
#9 - Sibling SMASH!
#10 - I can run my bar with no handlebars
#11 - How To: Have Nightmares
#12 - April Fools 2009
#13 - Boot to the-! Wait...
#14 - How To: Get Served
#15 - If you can't break the rules, obliterate them
#16 - Easter 2009
#17 - How To: Play Baseball
#18 - People Problems
#19 - His midi-clorians are off the scale too
#20 - How To: Analyse The Situation
#21 - Like looking in a magic mirror
#22 - Not included: The meaning of life
#23 - How To: Make A Less Epic Montage Than {MUTE} #100
#24 - The Demon Of Drink
#25 - Linguistic Tendencies
#26 - How To: Name Your Child
#27 - Butterflies and Hurricanes, Bunny Rabbits and Drama
#28 - And Today's Contestants Are;
#29 - How To: Advertise
#30 - The Relevance Of This Title Is Enormous
#31 - The Leafy Bar; Scarring 1 In Every 5 Customers - For Life!
#32 - How To: Declare War
#33 - Staying At A Dangerous Distance
#34 - My Quiet Place
#35 - How To: Think Of A Title
#36 - Don't Drink The Red Water
#37 - 1 year on, and I'll actually be allowed to drink at my own bar
#38 - How To: Fail At Making A Smash Effect
#39 - By The Power Of Greyskull
#40 - Dear Lord, THE SPEECHBUBBLES!
#41 - How To: Be Completely Oblivious
#42 - Passion Of Tears' Individual Open-wound Nullifier
#43 - Rabbits With Hand Grenades
#44 - How To: Recycle (The possibilities are endless)
#45 - Protocol
#46 - Now with 2x glowvision!
#47 - How To: Impress The Ladies
#48 - Calendar Dating
#49 - Shejanjilia
#50 - How To: Celebrate Your 50th
#51 - Knock Knock
#52 - Plot Chasms
#53 - How To: Buy A Drink
#54 - Quoth The Tweety
#55 - Spontaneous Consumption
#56 - How To: Prioritise
#57 - And coming soon, Panda Pretzels
#58 - Pandanesia
#59 - How To: Get Your Blood Tested
#60 - This Endless Twisting And Turning
#61 - The Literal Demon Of The Bottle
#62 - How To: Meet And Greet
#63 - You Fail Biology Forever
#64 - This Page For Eetz
#65 - How To: Eetz Bird
#66 - And That's How Babies Are Made
#67 - 'Pay back'
#68 - How To: Use Obligatory Joke
#69 - Dear Billie
#70 - Halloween 2009
#71 - How To: Have A Perfect Morning
#72 - Goity Et Chaussures
#73 - Maladaptively Mechanically Minded Man
#74 - How To: Have A Drink
#75 - An Accurate Analysis
#76 - Naming Conventions, SUFFER!
#77 - How To: Find Out Four Legs Is Faster
#78 - Feelin' The Fuzz
#79 - Take Names & Drink Cintreuse
#80 - How To: Usher In Background Info
#81 - Woof
#82 - De ja vu?
#83 - How To: Insert A Reference
#84 - Omnomnom
#85 - The Stomach For It
#86 - How To: Prepare For Childbirth
#87 - Vas vs. The World
#88 - Outcasting the Advert
#89 - How To: Celebrate Christmas 2009
#90 - Mental Images courtesy of Dregan
#91 - There Are No Walls In The Black Void
#92 - How To: Bring in 2010
#93 - Ready To Rumble
#94 - Adorably Facesmashable
#95 - How To: Insert A Few References
#96 - Heel Face Who What Where?
#97 - It'stotallyrainingoutsideshutup
#98 - How To: Get Yourself A Job
#99 - You mean there's life... outside?
#100 - -21Alive
#101 - How To: Get Back To Work
#102 - The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth
#103 - Aerokeloutics
#104 - How To: Show Your Concern
#105 - I Am Spoonicus
#106 - Would you like green eggs and ham?
#107 - How To: Celebrate Valentines... and a 1 year anniversary!
#108 - What's In A Word?
#109 - She Can Quit Any Time She Wants
#110 - How To: Get Out The Way
#111 - Bar'd; Now in Blue, Orange, Purple and The Apocalypse
#112 - Lunchbreak Saviour
#113 - How To: Get Drunk
#114 - No, I Am Spoonicus
#115 - Something Witty
#116 - How To: Miss Photoshop
#117 - Initiation Fail
#118 - Select Your Story
#119 - How To: Clean Up
#120 - Stop!
#121 - Mutsumi Has Fury
#122 - How To: Specify Gender
#123 - April Fools 2010
#124 - Easter 2010
#125 - How To: Build An Improvised Gym
#126 - I Got Nothing
#127 - Rules Of Combat
#128 - How To: Improvise
#129 - Split Second Timing
#130 - ilHairious Situations
#131 - How To: Use Guinea Pigs
#132 - Are You A Bad Enough Dude?
#133 - Demon Of The (Withheld) Bottle
#134 - How To: Contract Rabies
#135 - Haunting Rounds
#136 - Chrisper
#137 - How To: Die
#138 - Escalating Interests
#139 - A Cold Morning
#140 - How To: Thank Someone
#141 - What She Don't Know
#142 - A Possessive Spirit
#143 - How To: Get A Little Extra
#144 - Numeracy With Vas
#145 - Worldly Ambitions
#146 - How To: Drive A Vas
#147 - Briano's Inferno
#148 - Oh, The Games We Play
#149 - How To: Identify Your Suspect
#150 - What You Gonna Do With All That Junk?
#151 - Now Bar'd Legal
#152 - How To: Select Your Drink
#153 - The Reader Is Always Arguably Right
#154 - Get Your Freak On
#155 - How To: Spot The Difference
#156 - The Important Details
#157 - Best For Everyone
#158 - How To: Get A Job
#159 - Tactical Warfare
#160 - A War Of Epic Proportions
#161 - How To: Take Over A City
#162 - Don't Stop Me Now
#163 - Some Weight On Those Shoulders
#164 - How To: Be Evil
#165 - Personal Profiling
#166 - A Matter Of Money
#167 - How To: Not Let You Do That Star Leo
#168 - Showdown
#169 - Defining Difference
#170 - How To: Clear Your Nasal Cavities
#171 - Pimp My Tank
#172 - Star-Crossed Lovers
#173 - How To: Win A Freak-Off
#174 - Demands Of The Job
#175 - The Meaning Of Muscularity
#176 - How To: Explode
#177 - Boa, Boa Everywhere
#178 - A Somewhat Poor Promotion
#179 - How To: Handle It
#180 - Kitchen Sink Not Included
#181 - Relationship Issues
#182 - How To: Help
#183 - The Time Warp
#184 - Standard Reproduction Safety Procedure
#185 - How To: Call A Meeting
#186 - Chanelling Ghosts
#187 - The New Spice Of Advertising
#188 - How To: Choose Your Own Adventure
#189 - Halloween 2010
#190 - Comic Violence
#191 - How To: Arrive Late
#192 - Sudden Surprises
#193 - Here Have A Title
#194 - How To: Tempt Fate
#195 - Plantacious Positioning
#196 - Adverts Killed The TV Star
#197 - How To: Give A Gift To The Fans (Christmas 2010)
#198 - He Comes Bearing Plots
#199 - Ready?
#200 - How To: Equate Aliveness Under Division Of Five (New Years 2011)
#201 - Temptatious Trappings
#202 - And Now For Something Completely Different
#203 - How To: Catch Your Predator
#204 - Bouncer Woken Procedure
#205 - Soulcalibur V
#206 - How To: Outdrama Black
#207 - Observable Difficulties
#208 - Smells Of Success
#209 - How To: Introduce Work Colleagues
#210 - People In High Places
#211 - Trick Pony
#212 - How To: Make New Friends
#213 - Simply Observing
#214 - A 2-Year Anniversary On Valentines 2011
#215 - How To: Find Vas
#216 - Who'd've Figured?
#217 - Oh Ye Blessed Few
#218 - How To: Quit Smoking
#219 - Mummy Issues
#220 - Beech Babe
#221 - How To: Bury A Page In Speechbubbles
#222 - A Shot At Observation
#223 - Easter 2011
#224 - How To: Flood A Page In Characters
#225 - SpaceSpaceGottaGoToSpace
#226 - The Joy Of A Job
#227 - How To: Make A Stock Check
#228 - Giving The Gift Of Love
#229 - A Gift For The Gone
#230 - How To: Know Something
#231 - Suspicious Standabout
#232 - ~In The Dark Of The Night~
#233 - How To: Do Whatever These Guys Are Doing
#234 - One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night
#235 - There Are No Cakes In The Black Void
#236 - How To: Get Relationship Advice
#237 - Dating Demands
#238 - Happy Time At The Bar
#239 - How To: Be A Superhero
#240 - Roby 2.0
#241 - What What
#242 - How To: Wear New Shoes
#243 - Assessment
#244 - Currency Compatability
#245 - How To: Be A Manly Man
#246 - Face The Music
#247 - Heart Of The Shard
#248 - How To: Get Someone's Attention
#249 - What Has Science Done!?
#250 - A Chance Meeting Mayhaps?
#251 - How To: Remove A Problem
#252 - Lives To Lead
#253 - Grey Ground
#254 - How To: Identify Fruit
#255 - At The Right Place...
#256 - Anterian Attention
#257 - How To: Take It One Step Further
#258 - A Matter Of Respect
#259 - New Challenger Approaches
#260 - How To: Be A Rival
#261 - At The End Of The Road
#262 - Juuust Keep Walking
#263 - How To: Recognise Love
#264 - Schizophrenic Salutations
#265 - Special Sweeties
#266 - How To: Escape
#267 - Smarter Than The Average Nocturn
#268 - Wakka Wakka
#269 - How To: Date
#270 - A Smooth Getaway
#271 - Seriously, Who Is That?
#272 - How To: Teamkill
#273 - Not Suspicious At All
#274 - Skirting The Point
#275 - How To: Arrive At A Restaurant
#276 - An Important Question
#277 - The Rules
#278 - How To: Celebrate Halloween 2011
#279 - Sorting Seating
#280 - Don't You Love Coincidences?
#281 - How To: Identify Hobbies
#282 - The Dating Game
#283 - Too Much Information
#284 - How To: Frustrate Dregan
#285 - Chance Romance
#286 - Turkey Snog
#287 - How To: Dig Your Own Grave
#288 - The Itch
#289 - Breaking The Rules
#290 - How To: Kiss
#291 - Tangenital Tirades
#292 - Laughing & Loving
#293 - How To: Not Do This
#294 - What Did You Think?
#295 - These Things We Hear
#296 - How To: Resolve The Issue
#297 - And The Oblivious Sang
#298 - With The Passing Times
#299 - How To: Get Married
#300 - 5 Year Rebirth
#301 - Perplexing Proposals
#302 - How To: Get A Lift
#303 - Webbing Words
#304 - Metaphorical Malfunction
#305 - How To: Ask For A Drink
#306 - Planetary Proportions
#307 - Identity Issues
#308 - How To: Perform A Seance
#309 - Chris Is A Terrifying Ghost
#310 - Cassandra Burness
#311 - How To: Be The Embodiment Of Metal
#312 - When We Were Young
#313 - April Fools 2014: ANNOUNCEMENT PAGE!
#314 - How To: Go Through A Phase
#315 - Easter 2014: Possible Candidates
#316 - Ah, The Memories
#317 - How To: Accidentally An Entire City Block
#318 - Hummingbird's
#319 - A Slice Of Dog
#320 - How To: Carry On A Conversation
#321 - Zombie Ghosts
#322 - And The Pants Were Dead
#323 - How To: Be The Boss
#324 - Cyrup
#325 - A Taste For It
#326 - How To: Experiment
#327 - Halloween 2014: There Are No...
#328 - Cake and Aise-Creme
#329 - How To: Dramatic Zoom
#330 - A Feel For It
#331 - The Darndest Places
#332 - How To: Ask Party Questions
#333 - Hellacious Hangover
#334 - Not A Problem
#335 - How To: Celebrate Christmas 2014
#336 - That Between Time
#337 - Hwo T;;; Ccccelebrae 20202015
#338 - How To: Make A Successful Deduction
#339 - Safely Supported
#340 - Slumber Party! Yeeeaaah!
#341 - How To: Reassess
#342 - Departing So Sweetly
#343 - Honeymoon Sailing
#344 - How To: Give A Gift
#345 - A Learning Experience
#346 - The Storm
#347 - How To: Scan For Lifeforms
#348 - No.
#349 - What's In A Name?
#350 - How To: Utilise Company Assets
#351 - One Very Disturbed Maybe
#352 - Whom?
#353 - How To: Get Up There
#354 - Drop It Real Good
#355 - Big Guy
#356 - How To: Punch 'Em In The Face
#357 - The After Afterparty
#358 - The Spreading Blush
#359 - How To: At Least Win The Contest
#360 - Not My Size
#361 - Something Something Leo Gon' Get Naked
#362 - How To: Get Some Support
#363 - Solecalibur VI
BRARGGHHH:
Dregan , 17 Jun 2011 12:28 pm
The Mother of Bar'd
Yeah, I know, this page is incredibly dull. More of a segway into the next couple of pages than anything, but oh well. Sometimes you need to have these pages... well, you don't if you're a much better author, but sometimes -I- need to have these pages... Oh well, yeah, this page kinda sucks.
Oh well, new character preview. Well, not too new to those who read AQoC. Either way, look, a scarecrow!
Dregan , 24 Jul 2015 11:23 pm
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Djoing unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Jun 2011 06:21 pm
Surely there is nothing important about the scarecrow.
metaboo unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Jun 2011 07:18 pm
can scarcrows wear cloaks and simply observe?
Striffen Cloud unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Jun 2011 07:24 pm
Scarecrows can wear anything. They're like snowmen, only not as cool.
Grey_Wolf_Leader unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Jun 2011 08:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vDqgsbyhQ
Sorry, couldn't resist when I saw the Title. You may all shoot me now. -_-
Dregan unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Jun 2011 08:18 pm
@Grey
Actually, that was what I was thinking of when I came up with the title.
AkumaTh unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Jun 2011 08:23 pm
So a scarecrow is coming soon. That will be interesting.
Sqoby unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Jun 2011 08:25 pm
Oh god, night came so fast.
That'swhatTeKsaid!
Kirbysmith [DJ] unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Jun 2011 08:39 pm
Okay, so Devon's going to come to life?
Grey_Wolf_Leader unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 18 Jun 2011 06:38 pm
@Dregan
Cool! Great minds think alike, right? :-D
Jake E. Fisher unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 19 Jun 2011 12:23 am
Who lives on a farm somewhere under the sea?~
DEVON SCARECROW!~
InfiniteRemnant unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 19 Jun 2011 08:01 am
just something that poped into my head because of this page
to the tune of "in the dark of the night".
(i basically edited the lyrics so it's maximilion ranting about vas being in his way...)
[Maximilion]
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be --
It drove me out of my mind --
My love stolen from me!
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was...real!!
I am still the most powerful man in this city.
When that fool betrayed me she made a mistake!
I could have had my perfect day
But then he got in my way!
Little Vas, beware,
Maximilion's Coming!
[Yes-men]
In the dark of the night my people will find him
In the dark of the night just before dawn!
Aah...
[Maximilion]
Revenge will be sweet
[Maximilion AND Yes-men]
When my plan is complete!
[ALL]
In the dark of the night
[Maximilion]
He'll be gone!
I can feel that my heart is now pounding!
Anticipaton of ending his life!!
AS the pieces fall into place
I'll see him crawl into place!
Good ridiance you abominable freak!
[Yes-men]
In the dark of the night terror will strike him!
[Maximilion]
Terror's the least I can do!
[Yes-men]
In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh!
[Maximilion]
Soon he will feel that his nightmares are real.
[ALL]
In the dark of the night
[Maximilion]
He'll be through!
[Yes-men]
In the dark of the night
Evil will find him
Find him!
Ooh!
In the dark of the night terror comes true.
Doom him!
[Maximilion]
My boy, here's a sign --
[Maximilion AND Yes-men]
It's the end of the line!
[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
[Maximilion]
Come my minions,
Rise for your master,
Let your evil shine!
Find him now,
Yes, fly ever faster
[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
[Maximilion]
She'll be mine!
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