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Comics - Handled Handily July 1st, 2018, 6:01 pm
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BRARGGHHH: Dregan , May 25th, 2018, 6:28 pm
The Mother of Bar'd
If I were to describe Bar'd in one word, it'd be 'Too Many Words'.
...Also Author Comments with better jokes than the comic itself apparently.
Buuut yeah, it turns out even after all this time, I've still not got past writing too much dialogue to actually fit on my page. Like, let's be honest, bottom left is a mess. I basically went 'Hey Spekkal make me a page and I'mma just gonna COVER IT ALL IN SPEECHBOXES!'
This is even after I CUT dialogue. Comics are hard.
But you know what's not hard? Entering commands into a Choose Your Own Adventure. And this one is now OPEN FOR COMMANDS! GO GO GO!
I AM DEFINITELY NOT GONNA REGRET THIS!
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Whip the Rabbit , July 1st, 2018, 6:06 pm
I'm assuming there's a reason why Shelia can't walk herself.
ALso Boa PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF JFC. I SWEAR IF YOU LOST AN ARM TO ZANKH I'M GONNA BE REAL UPSET.
BUT NOT AT ZANKH. SHE'S PRECIOUS AND CAN DO NO WRONG.
>examine the rubbish bin
Spekkal_X2 , July 1st, 2018, 6:07 pm
they were totally bangin' in the basement
>examine goat THEN KICK THEM IN THE GROIN
Shard , July 1st, 2018, 6:46 pm
"I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed."
"I'm sorry. You were stabbed?"
"Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you."
>Quickly retrieve arms from the big boobs I'm assuming you have based on who the author is.
TheJGamer , July 1st, 2018, 6:54 pm
holy shit is that motherfucking boa
>Read the ad
Miyto (Guest) , July 1st, 2018, 8:32 pm
>mistake chiseled goat for statue and spray paint graffiti on it
Remmis! , July 2nd, 2018, 3:42 am
Okay but Vas holding Sheila is actually really cute c:
If my boyfriend was a giant nocturne twice my size I too would demand lifts at all times.
>//Pointedly// ignore the chiselled demon goat and go about your own business, reading the billboard advert.
The Magnificent Z , July 2nd, 2018, 7:24 am
Oh my god he jackhammered her so hard that her legs broke.
Blissfully_Anonymous (Guest) , July 4th, 2018, 3:57 pm
> Lewd the goat.
Dregan , July 8th, 2018, 8:03 am
@ Whip the Rabbit: Zankh gonna replace her sword with Boa's arm. Slap people. Showcase dominance.
@ Spekkal_X2: Putting that hammer and nails to good use. They have a lot of IKEA furniture down there.
@ Shard: I resemble that remark. (Albeit, a reminder that Caek was by your own command!)
@ TheJGamer: A motherfucking Boa that certainly is!
@ Remmis!: Aaah, I'm sure Whip can carry you everywhere, it'll be fiiiine.
@ The Magnificent Z: Well, the Jackhammer is a devestating attack.
@Blissfully_Anonymous: Well that username brings up all sorts of questions and curiosities.
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