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Comics - Goity Et Chaussures 05 Nov 2009 06:45 pm
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#1 - Reminiscing on the paNDA
#2 - How To: Destroy Society
#3 - Sheepish suspicions
#4 - It wasn't me, it was my biological make-up
#5 - How To: Drunken Box
#6 - Simple Showdown
#7 - Closing call
#8 - How To: Apologise
#9 - Sibling SMASH!
#10 - I can run my bar with no handlebars
#11 - How To: Have Nightmares
#12 - April Fools 2009
#13 - Boot to the-! Wait...
#14 - How To: Get Served
#15 - If you can't break the rules, obliterate them
#16 - Easter 2009
#17 - How To: Play Baseball
#18 - People Problems
#19 - His midi-clorians are off the scale too
#20 - How To: Analyse The Situation
#21 - Like looking in a magic mirror
#22 - Not included: The meaning of life
#23 - How To: Make A Less Epic Montage Than {MUTE} #100
#24 - The Demon Of Drink
#25 - Linguistic Tendencies
#26 - How To: Name Your Child
#27 - Butterflies and Hurricanes, Bunny Rabbits and Drama
#28 - And Today's Contestants Are;
#29 - How To: Advertise
#30 - The Relevance Of This Title Is Enormous
#31 - The Leafy Bar; Scarring 1 In Every 5 Customers - For Life!
#32 - How To: Declare War
#33 - Staying At A Dangerous Distance
#34 - My Quiet Place
#35 - How To: Think Of A Title
#36 - Don't Drink The Red Water
#37 - 1 year on, and I'll actually be allowed to drink at my own bar
#38 - How To: Fail At Making A Smash Effect
#39 - By The Power Of Greyskull
#40 - Dear Lord, THE SPEECHBUBBLES!
#41 - How To: Be Completely Oblivious
#42 - Passion Of Tears' Individual Open-wound Nullifier
#43 - Rabbits With Hand Grenades
#44 - How To: Recycle (The possibilities are endless)
#45 - Protocol
#46 - Now with 2x glowvision!
#47 - How To: Impress The Ladies
#48 - Calendar Dating
#49 - Shejanjilia
#50 - How To: Celebrate Your 50th
#51 - Knock Knock
#52 - Plot Chasms
#53 - How To: Buy A Drink
#54 - Quoth The Tweety
#55 - Spontaneous Consumption
#56 - How To: Prioritise
#57 - And coming soon, Panda Pretzels
#58 - Pandanesia
#59 - How To: Get Your Blood Tested
#60 - This Endless Twisting And Turning
#61 - The Literal Demon Of The Bottle
#62 - How To: Meet And Greet
#63 - You Fail Biology Forever
#64 - This Page For Eetz
#65 - How To: Eetz Bird
#66 - And That's How Babies Are Made
#67 - 'Pay back'
#68 - How To: Use Obligatory Joke
#69 - Dear Billie
#70 - Halloween 2009
#71 - How To: Have A Perfect Morning
#72 - Goity Et Chaussures
#73 - Maladaptively Mechanically Minded Man
#74 - How To: Have A Drink
#75 - An Accurate Analysis
#76 - Naming Conventions, SUFFER!
#77 - How To: Find Out Four Legs Is Faster
#78 - Feelin' The Fuzz
#79 - Take Names & Drink Cintreuse
#80 - How To: Usher In Background Info
#81 - Woof
#82 - De ja vu?
#83 - How To: Insert A Reference
#84 - Omnomnom
#85 - The Stomach For It
#86 - How To: Prepare For Childbirth
#87 - Vas vs. The World
#88 - Outcasting the Advert
#89 - How To: Celebrate Christmas 2009
#90 - Mental Images courtesy of Dregan
#91 - There Are No Walls In The Black Void
#92 - How To: Bring in 2010
#93 - Ready To Rumble
#94 - Adorably Facesmashable
#95 - How To: Insert A Few References
#96 - Heel Face Who What Where?
#97 - It'stotallyrainingoutsideshutup
#98 - How To: Get Yourself A Job
#99 - You mean there's life... outside?
#100 - -21Alive
#101 - How To: Get Back To Work
#102 - The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth
#103 - Aerokeloutics
#104 - How To: Show Your Concern
#105 - I Am Spoonicus
#106 - Would you like green eggs and ham?
#107 - How To: Celebrate Valentines... and a 1 year anniversary!
#108 - What's In A Word?
#109 - She Can Quit Any Time She Wants
#110 - How To: Get Out The Way
#111 - Bar'd; Now in Blue, Orange, Purple and The Apocalypse
#112 - Lunchbreak Saviour
#113 - How To: Get Drunk
#114 - No, I Am Spoonicus
#115 - Something Witty
#116 - How To: Miss Photoshop
#117 - Initiation Fail
#118 - Select Your Story
#119 - How To: Clean Up
#120 - Stop!
#121 - Mutsumi Has Fury
#122 - How To: Specify Gender
#123 - April Fools 2010
#124 - Easter 2010
#125 - How To: Build An Improvised Gym
#126 - I Got Nothing
#127 - Rules Of Combat
#128 - How To: Improvise
#129 - Split Second Timing
#130 - ilHairious Situations
#131 - How To: Use Guinea Pigs
#132 - Are You A Bad Enough Dude?
#133 - Demon Of The (Withheld) Bottle
#134 - How To: Contract Rabies
#135 - Haunting Rounds
#136 - Chrisper
#137 - How To: Die
#138 - Escalating Interests
#139 - A Cold Morning
#140 - How To: Thank Someone
#141 - What She Don't Know
#142 - A Possessive Spirit
#143 - How To: Get A Little Extra
#144 - Numeracy With Vas
#145 - Worldly Ambitions
#146 - How To: Drive A Vas
#147 - Briano's Inferno
#148 - Oh, The Games We Play
#149 - How To: Identify Your Suspect
#150 - What You Gonna Do With All That Junk?
#151 - Now Bar'd Legal
#152 - How To: Select Your Drink
#153 - The Reader Is Always Arguably Right
#154 - Get Your Freak On
#155 - How To: Spot The Difference
#156 - The Important Details
#157 - Best For Everyone
#158 - How To: Get A Job
#159 - Tactical Warfare
#160 - A War Of Epic Proportions
#161 - How To: Take Over A City
#162 - Don't Stop Me Now
#163 - Some Weight On Those Shoulders
#164 - How To: Be Evil
#165 - Personal Profiling
#166 - A Matter Of Money
#167 - How To: Not Let You Do That Star Leo
#168 - Showdown
#169 - Defining Difference
#170 - How To: Clear Your Nasal Cavities
#171 - Pimp My Tank
#172 - Star-Crossed Lovers
#173 - How To: Win A Freak-Off
#174 - Demands Of The Job
#175 - The Meaning Of Muscularity
#176 - How To: Explode
#177 - Boa, Boa Everywhere
#178 - A Somewhat Poor Promotion
#179 - How To: Handle It
#180 - Kitchen Sink Not Included
#181 - Relationship Issues
#182 - How To: Help
#183 - The Time Warp
#184 - Standard Reproduction Safety Procedure
#185 - How To: Call A Meeting
#186 - Chanelling Ghosts
#187 - The New Spice Of Advertising
#188 - How To: Choose Your Own Adventure
#189 - Halloween 2010
#190 - Comic Violence
#191 - How To: Arrive Late
#192 - Sudden Surprises
#193 - Here Have A Title
#194 - How To: Tempt Fate
#195 - Plantacious Positioning
#196 - Adverts Killed The TV Star
#197 - How To: Give A Gift To The Fans (Christmas 2010)
#198 - He Comes Bearing Plots
#199 - Ready?
#200 - How To: Equate Aliveness Under Division Of Five (New Years 2011)
#201 - Temptatious Trappings
#202 - And Now For Something Completely Different
#203 - How To: Catch Your Predator
#204 - Bouncer Woken Procedure
#205 - Soulcalibur V
#206 - How To: Outdrama Black
#207 - Observable Difficulties
#208 - Smells Of Success
#209 - How To: Introduce Work Colleagues
#210 - People In High Places
#211 - Trick Pony
#212 - How To: Make New Friends
#213 - Simply Observing
#214 - A 2-Year Anniversary On Valentines 2011
#215 - How To: Find Vas
#216 - Who'd've Figured?
#217 - Oh Ye Blessed Few
#218 - How To: Quit Smoking
#219 - Mummy Issues
#220 - Beech Babe
#221 - How To: Bury A Page In Speechbubbles
#222 - A Shot At Observation
#223 - Easter 2011
#224 - How To: Flood A Page In Characters
#225 - SpaceSpaceGottaGoToSpace
#226 - The Joy Of A Job
#227 - How To: Make A Stock Check
#228 - Giving The Gift Of Love
#229 - A Gift For The Gone
#230 - How To: Know Something
#231 - Suspicious Standabout
#232 - ~In The Dark Of The Night~
#233 - How To: Do Whatever These Guys Are Doing
#234 - One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night
#235 - There Are No Cakes In The Black Void
#236 - How To: Get Relationship Advice
#237 - Dating Demands
#238 - Happy Time At The Bar
#239 - How To: Be A Superhero
#240 - Roby 2.0
#241 - What What
#242 - How To: Wear New Shoes
#243 - Assessment
#244 - Currency Compatability
#245 - How To: Be A Manly Man
#246 - Face The Music
#247 - Heart Of The Shard
#248 - How To: Get Someone's Attention
#249 - What Has Science Done!?
#250 - A Chance Meeting Mayhaps?
#251 - How To: Remove A Problem
#252 - Lives To Lead
#253 - Grey Ground
#254 - How To: Identify Fruit
#255 - At The Right Place...
#256 - Anterian Attention
#257 - How To: Take It One Step Further
#258 - A Matter Of Respect
#259 - New Challenger Approaches
#260 - How To: Be A Rival
#261 - At The End Of The Road
#262 - Juuust Keep Walking
#263 - How To: Recognise Love
#264 - Schizophrenic Salutations
#265 - Special Sweeties
#266 - How To: Escape
#267 - Smarter Than The Average Nocturn
#268 - Wakka Wakka
#269 - How To: Date
#270 - A Smooth Getaway
#271 - Seriously, Who Is That?
#272 - How To: Teamkill
#273 - Not Suspicious At All
#274 - Skirting The Point
#275 - How To: Arrive At A Restaurant
#276 - An Important Question
#277 - The Rules
#278 - How To: Celebrate Halloween 2011
#279 - Sorting Seating
#280 - Don't You Love Coincidences?
#281 - How To: Identify Hobbies
#282 - The Dating Game
#283 - Too Much Information
#284 - How To: Frustrate Dregan
#285 - Chance Romance
#286 - Turkey Snog
#287 - How To: Dig Your Own Grave
#288 - The Itch
#289 - Breaking The Rules
#290 - How To: Kiss
#291 - Tangenital Tirades
#292 - Laughing & Loving
#293 - How To: Not Do This
#294 - What Did You Think?
#295 - These Things We Hear
#296 - How To: Resolve The Issue
#297 - And The Oblivious Sang
#298 - With The Passing Times
#299 - How To: Get Married
#300 - 5 Year Rebirth
#301 - Perplexing Proposals
#302 - How To: Get A Lift
#303 - Webbing Words
#304 - Metaphorical Malfunction
#305 - How To: Ask For A Drink
#306 - Planetary Proportions
#307 - Identity Issues
#308 - How To: Perform A Seance
#309 - Chris Is A Terrifying Ghost
#310 - Cassandra Burness
#311 - How To: Be The Embodiment Of Metal
#312 - When We Were Young
#313 - April Fools 2014: ANNOUNCEMENT PAGE!
#314 - How To: Go Through A Phase
#315 - Easter 2014: Possible Candidates
#316 - Ah, The Memories
#317 - How To: Accidentally An Entire City Block
#318 - Hummingbird's
#319 - A Slice Of Dog
#320 - How To: Carry On A Conversation
#321 - Zombie Ghosts
#322 - And The Pants Were Dead
#323 - How To: Be The Boss
#324 - Cyrup
#325 - A Taste For It
#326 - How To: Experiment
#327 - Halloween 2014: There Are No...
#328 - Cake and Aise-Creme
#329 - How To: Dramatic Zoom
#330 - A Feel For It
#331 - The Darndest Places
#332 - How To: Ask Party Questions
#333 - Hellacious Hangover
#334 - Not A Problem
#335 - How To: Celebrate Christmas 2014
#336 - That Between Time
#337 - Hwo T;;; Ccccelebrae 20202015
#338 - How To: Make A Successful Deduction
#339 - Safely Supported
#340 - Slumber Party! Yeeeaaah!
#341 - How To: Reassess
#342 - Departing So Sweetly
#343 - Honeymoon Sailing
#344 - How To: Give A Gift
#345 - A Learning Experience
#346 - The Storm
#347 - How To: Scan For Lifeforms
#348 - No.
#349 - What's In A Name?
#350 - How To: Utilise Company Assets
#351 - One Very Disturbed Maybe
#352 - Whom?
#353 - How To: Get Up There
#354 - Drop It Real Good
#355 - Big Guy
#356 - How To: Punch 'Em In The Face
#357 - The After Afterparty
#358 - The Spreading Blush
#359 - How To: At Least Win The Contest
#360 - Not My Size
#361 - Something Something Leo Gon' Get Naked
#362 - How To: Get Some Support
#363 - Solecalibur VI
BRARGGHHH:
Dregan , 05 Nov 2009 06:49 pm
The Mother of Bar'd
I know at least two people who read this comic will appreciate this joke a lot more than everyone else.
It may be true that one of these two people is me.
It may also be true that the other of these two people is someone I already know in real life.
It may also be true that the reference is kind of obscure so that friend might not get it anyway.
Joy.
Dregan , 24 Jul 2015 11:22 pm
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Shard unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 06:56 pm
Vas doesn't have new shoes.
Or issues.
Either way, he has no shoes.
ShatteredSkies unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 07:06 pm
There's something odd...I just know there is, but I can't put my finger on it...
Maybe it's the shoes! -shot-
Zak TH unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 07:20 pm
i don't see it...
it's almost like he's now a pixel taller, but if that happened, it be in the fun fact ba-
...oh....
-Aero- unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 07:32 pm
...Yeps, he's been excerising.
Dregan unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 07:33 pm
Woah, woah, woah!
Did -Aero- just make a post without the words 'Spectator Aero says...' in there...?
-Aero- unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 07:47 pm
Aero in a box says...
Uh, you didn't see nothing *flees*
hockeydude77 unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 08:11 pm
The new sprites look helluva good, nice job.
Harrow unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 08:17 pm
Looks more ridable nao. :D
robybang unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 10:22 pm
Don't most four legged animals front legs that bend backwards (panel 5)?
Harrow unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 10:29 pm
Think of the puppiesss--
G.I.U.L.I.O. unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 05 Nov 2009 11:01 pm
Can't you all tell? He's combed his hair and is wearing contact lens--*Shot*
I'm slightly confused at the comic title...
I know that Chaussure means footwear, but Goity...it seems to be a name. So...Goity and shoes?
Dregan unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 06 Nov 2009 06:45 am
@Roby: They bend in reverse to our own legs... so yes, the bend backwards... which is what they're doing...
@G.U.I.L.I.O: I doubt anyway will get the title. It's in reference to the reference in the comic I mentioned in the comic. I'll probably explain next update if people are that interested.
robybang unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 06 Nov 2009 02:51 pm
So it's based on a dog's anatomy and not a horse's? OK, I think I get it.
Lugbzurg unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 06 Nov 2009 03:25 pm
Vas really does look a lot cooler! But are you sure it's just three pixels taller? He looks taller than that. What I'm really noticing is the much larger amount of detail!
@Shard : lol "Shoes", "Issues"...
Dregan unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 06 Nov 2009 03:56 pm
@Roby: A wolf to be precise. Although I wonder which horses you identify with big-ass claws. XD
@Lug: Methinks you misread. I was saying that when Vas is sitting, he's 3 pixels under twice Shelia's height.
Basically;
([Shelia's height in pixels]*2)-3=[Vas height in pixels when seated]
Lugbzurg unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 07 Nov 2009 10:01 pm
Huh. Ok. Well, he does seem much taller than he was, before. Not to mention, far more detailed and muscular.
He got a workout by sleeping. Sweet. I so wanna know how to do that!
Exerkol unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 08 Nov 2009 04:58 am
Bar'd, now with HD Vas.
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