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November 11th, 2009, 5:57 pm



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Dregan , November 11th, 2009, 6:01 pm Dregan , August 23rd, 2017, 6:50 am


The Mother of Bar'd


I remember coming up with this page on holiday and really liking the idea, the punchline nailing the exact joke I wanted to achieve.
I don't remember what that exact line was. I hate this page now. D:








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godmoderncommander unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 6:03 pm


Furturerama LOL!!!


SolaratheHedgehog unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 6:11 pm


lol


hockeydude77 unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 6:18 pm


Waddya' wanna' hear? Beer!


Shard unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 6:29 pm


I'm pretty sure Forte is supposed to say "I can break it down into its base form" instead of "I can break it down into it's base form" because "it's" means "it is" and that does not work in this sentence.

...BD


::ZASHU:: unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 7:09 pm


Forte is Bender it all makes sense.


Bobcheese400 unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 7:17 pm


Actually Shard. An apostrophe can be used as a possessive term as well.


Yamataro unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 7:39 pm


Oh... what is the malt and liquor?What gets you drunken quicker?What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)Can't get enough of it (Beer)How we really love it (Beer)Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)I could kiss and hug it (Beer)But I'd rather chug it (Beer)Got my belly up to here (Beer)I could not refuse a (Beer)I could really use a beer, beer, beerBeer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beerI can't remember how much I have hadI drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)That's my son the drunken manly studI'm proud to be his budHere have some pretzelsNo, I'll call it quitsThose things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)Drink with your familyDrink it with your friendsDrink till you're fat, stomach distendsBeer is liquid bread, it's good for youWe like to drink till we spew! Ew!Who cares if we get fat?I'll drink to thatAs we sing once more...What is the malt and liquor?What gets you drunken quicker?What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)Can't get enough of it (Beer)How we really love it (Beer)Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)I could kiss and hug it (Beer)But I'd rather chug it (Beer)Got my belly up to here (Beer)Golly, I adore it! (Beer)Come on dammit, pour it!Do it for me, brew it for meFeed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)The most wonderful drink in the worldHOORAY!!! (BURP!)


Harrow unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 8:39 pm


@Bobcheese - "it's" and "its" are one those many exceptions in the English language. In this exception, "it's" is not a possessive term, where "its" becomes the possessive term instead.
But we love this exception filled language anywayyyy---

And Forte can become drunk forever--- Now he just needs to learn the Drunken Fist. :D


G.I.U.L.I.O. unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 11th, 2009, 11:03 pm


Not even machines can escape the corrupting influence of alcohol. WE ARE DOOMED! D8


ForteTh unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 12th, 2009, 1:59 am


I wonder what effect Cintreuse De Genre would have on Forte?


Ganato unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 12th, 2009, 8:00 am


@G.I.U:
Corruption?

What are you going on about?

What's that beer? You want me to get more ice? Will do.


Lugbzurg unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 12th, 2009, 5:15 pm


What is the world coming to!?

I suppose that eventually, talking volcanoes are soon going to sell bottled water to yellow dinosaurs named "Alan".


Shoku2121 unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 12th, 2009, 7:43 pm


I'm afraid of people named "Alan"


Evil Agram unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 18th, 2009, 11:06 am


Fuck. Ouch. The pseudo science in this strip makes me cringe.

Human food is a terrible source of power for a robot. Alcohol is decent in that it can be burned for fuel, but a robot cannot recycle the energy in alcohol nearly as efficiently as any biological creature.

The assertion that a robot could get drunk is entirely inconsistent with robotics. Yes, I understand that your not understanding robotics is part of the joke, but that doesn't make it funny.

It's about as funny as joking about why they don't make planes out of the same stuff they make the black boxes out of so they wouldn't get hurt in a crash. The material properties are different, it would never work. It isn't funny.


Eternalstorm Blade unknowingly drank PUMPKIN FLAVOURED Cintreuse., November 18th, 2009, 1:46 pm


Oh the future doesn't look all that bright does it Vas?


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