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Comics - How To: Have A Drink 11 Nov 2009 05:57 pm
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#1 - Reminiscing on the paNDA
#2 - How To: Destroy Society
#3 - Sheepish suspicions
#4 - It wasn't me, it was my biological make-up
#5 - How To: Drunken Box
#6 - Simple Showdown
#7 - Closing call
#8 - How To: Apologise
#9 - Sibling SMASH!
#10 - I can run my bar with no handlebars
#11 - How To: Have Nightmares
#12 - April Fools 2009
#13 - Boot to the-! Wait...
#14 - How To: Get Served
#15 - If you can't break the rules, obliterate them
#16 - Easter 2009
#17 - How To: Play Baseball
#18 - People Problems
#19 - His midi-clorians are off the scale too
#20 - How To: Analyse The Situation
#21 - Like looking in a magic mirror
#22 - Not included: The meaning of life
#23 - How To: Make A Less Epic Montage Than {MUTE} #100
#24 - The Demon Of Drink
#25 - Linguistic Tendencies
#26 - How To: Name Your Child
#27 - Butterflies and Hurricanes, Bunny Rabbits and Drama
#28 - And Today's Contestants Are;
#29 - How To: Advertise
#30 - The Relevance Of This Title Is Enormous
#31 - The Leafy Bar; Scarring 1 In Every 5 Customers - For Life!
#32 - How To: Declare War
#33 - Staying At A Dangerous Distance
#34 - My Quiet Place
#35 - How To: Think Of A Title
#36 - Don't Drink The Red Water
#37 - 1 year on, and I'll actually be allowed to drink at my own bar
#38 - How To: Fail At Making A Smash Effect
#39 - By The Power Of Greyskull
#40 - Dear Lord, THE SPEECHBUBBLES!
#41 - How To: Be Completely Oblivious
#42 - Passion Of Tears' Individual Open-wound Nullifier
#43 - Rabbits With Hand Grenades
#44 - How To: Recycle (The possibilities are endless)
#45 - Protocol
#46 - Now with 2x glowvision!
#47 - How To: Impress The Ladies
#48 - Calendar Dating
#49 - Shejanjilia
#50 - How To: Celebrate Your 50th
#51 - Knock Knock
#52 - Plot Chasms
#53 - How To: Buy A Drink
#54 - Quoth The Tweety
#55 - Spontaneous Consumption
#56 - How To: Prioritise
#57 - And coming soon, Panda Pretzels
#58 - Pandanesia
#59 - How To: Get Your Blood Tested
#60 - This Endless Twisting And Turning
#61 - The Literal Demon Of The Bottle
#62 - How To: Meet And Greet
#63 - You Fail Biology Forever
#64 - This Page For Eetz
#65 - How To: Eetz Bird
#66 - And That's How Babies Are Made
#67 - 'Pay back'
#68 - How To: Use Obligatory Joke
#69 - Dear Billie
#70 - Halloween 2009
#71 - How To: Have A Perfect Morning
#72 - Goity Et Chaussures
#73 - Maladaptively Mechanically Minded Man
#74 - How To: Have A Drink
#75 - An Accurate Analysis
#76 - Naming Conventions, SUFFER!
#77 - How To: Find Out Four Legs Is Faster
#78 - Feelin' The Fuzz
#79 - Take Names & Drink Cintreuse
#80 - How To: Usher In Background Info
#81 - Woof
#82 - De ja vu?
#83 - How To: Insert A Reference
#84 - Omnomnom
#85 - The Stomach For It
#86 - How To: Prepare For Childbirth
#87 - Vas vs. The World
#88 - Outcasting the Advert
#89 - How To: Celebrate Christmas 2009
#90 - Mental Images courtesy of Dregan
#91 - There Are No Walls In The Black Void
#92 - How To: Bring in 2010
#93 - Ready To Rumble
#94 - Adorably Facesmashable
#95 - How To: Insert A Few References
#96 - Heel Face Who What Where?
#97 - It'stotallyrainingoutsideshutup
#98 - How To: Get Yourself A Job
#99 - You mean there's life... outside?
#100 - -21Alive
#101 - How To: Get Back To Work
#102 - The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth
#103 - Aerokeloutics
#104 - How To: Show Your Concern
#105 - I Am Spoonicus
#106 - Would you like green eggs and ham?
#107 - How To: Celebrate Valentines... and a 1 year anniversary!
#108 - What's In A Word?
#109 - She Can Quit Any Time She Wants
#110 - How To: Get Out The Way
#111 - Bar'd; Now in Blue, Orange, Purple and The Apocalypse
#112 - Lunchbreak Saviour
#113 - How To: Get Drunk
#114 - No, I Am Spoonicus
#115 - Something Witty
#116 - How To: Miss Photoshop
#117 - Initiation Fail
#118 - Select Your Story
#119 - How To: Clean Up
#120 - Stop!
#121 - Mutsumi Has Fury
#122 - How To: Specify Gender
#123 - April Fools 2010
#124 - Easter 2010
#125 - How To: Build An Improvised Gym
#126 - I Got Nothing
#127 - Rules Of Combat
#128 - How To: Improvise
#129 - Split Second Timing
#130 - ilHairious Situations
#131 - How To: Use Guinea Pigs
#132 - Are You A Bad Enough Dude?
#133 - Demon Of The (Withheld) Bottle
#134 - How To: Contract Rabies
#135 - Haunting Rounds
#136 - Chrisper
#137 - How To: Die
#138 - Escalating Interests
#139 - A Cold Morning
#140 - How To: Thank Someone
#141 - What She Don't Know
#142 - A Possessive Spirit
#143 - How To: Get A Little Extra
#144 - Numeracy With Vas
#145 - Worldly Ambitions
#146 - How To: Drive A Vas
#147 - Briano's Inferno
#148 - Oh, The Games We Play
#149 - How To: Identify Your Suspect
#150 - What You Gonna Do With All That Junk?
#151 - Now Bar'd Legal
#152 - How To: Select Your Drink
#153 - The Reader Is Always Arguably Right
#154 - Get Your Freak On
#155 - How To: Spot The Difference
#156 - The Important Details
#157 - Best For Everyone
#158 - How To: Get A Job
#159 - Tactical Warfare
#160 - A War Of Epic Proportions
#161 - How To: Take Over A City
#162 - Don't Stop Me Now
#163 - Some Weight On Those Shoulders
#164 - How To: Be Evil
#165 - Personal Profiling
#166 - A Matter Of Money
#167 - How To: Not Let You Do That Star Leo
#168 - Showdown
#169 - Defining Difference
#170 - How To: Clear Your Nasal Cavities
#171 - Pimp My Tank
#172 - Star-Crossed Lovers
#173 - How To: Win A Freak-Off
#174 - Demands Of The Job
#175 - The Meaning Of Muscularity
#176 - How To: Explode
#177 - Boa, Boa Everywhere
#178 - A Somewhat Poor Promotion
#179 - How To: Handle It
#180 - Kitchen Sink Not Included
#181 - Relationship Issues
#182 - How To: Help
#183 - The Time Warp
#184 - Standard Reproduction Safety Procedure
#185 - How To: Call A Meeting
#186 - Chanelling Ghosts
#187 - The New Spice Of Advertising
#188 - How To: Choose Your Own Adventure
#189 - Halloween 2010
#190 - Comic Violence
#191 - How To: Arrive Late
#192 - Sudden Surprises
#193 - Here Have A Title
#194 - How To: Tempt Fate
#195 - Plantacious Positioning
#196 - Adverts Killed The TV Star
#197 - How To: Give A Gift To The Fans (Christmas 2010)
#198 - He Comes Bearing Plots
#199 - Ready?
#200 - How To: Equate Aliveness Under Division Of Five (New Years 2011)
#201 - Temptatious Trappings
#202 - And Now For Something Completely Different
#203 - How To: Catch Your Predator
#204 - Bouncer Woken Procedure
#205 - Soulcalibur V
#206 - How To: Outdrama Black
#207 - Observable Difficulties
#208 - Smells Of Success
#209 - How To: Introduce Work Colleagues
#210 - People In High Places
#211 - Trick Pony
#212 - How To: Make New Friends
#213 - Simply Observing
#214 - A 2-Year Anniversary On Valentines 2011
#215 - How To: Find Vas
#216 - Who'd've Figured?
#217 - Oh Ye Blessed Few
#218 - How To: Quit Smoking
#219 - Mummy Issues
#220 - Beech Babe
#221 - How To: Bury A Page In Speechbubbles
#222 - A Shot At Observation
#223 - Easter 2011
#224 - How To: Flood A Page In Characters
#225 - SpaceSpaceGottaGoToSpace
#226 - The Joy Of A Job
#227 - How To: Make A Stock Check
#228 - Giving The Gift Of Love
#229 - A Gift For The Gone
#230 - How To: Know Something
#231 - Suspicious Standabout
#232 - ~In The Dark Of The Night~
#233 - How To: Do Whatever These Guys Are Doing
#234 - One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night
#235 - There Are No Cakes In The Black Void
#236 - How To: Get Relationship Advice
#237 - Dating Demands
#238 - Happy Time At The Bar
#239 - How To: Be A Superhero
#240 - Roby 2.0
#241 - What What
#242 - How To: Wear New Shoes
#243 - Assessment
#244 - Currency Compatability
#245 - How To: Be A Manly Man
#246 - Face The Music
#247 - Heart Of The Shard
#248 - How To: Get Someone's Attention
#249 - What Has Science Done!?
#250 - A Chance Meeting Mayhaps?
#251 - How To: Remove A Problem
#252 - Lives To Lead
#253 - Grey Ground
#254 - How To: Identify Fruit
#255 - At The Right Place...
#256 - Anterian Attention
#257 - How To: Take It One Step Further
#258 - A Matter Of Respect
#259 - New Challenger Approaches
#260 - How To: Be A Rival
#261 - At The End Of The Road
#262 - Juuust Keep Walking
#263 - How To: Recognise Love
#264 - Schizophrenic Salutations
#265 - Special Sweeties
#266 - How To: Escape
#267 - Smarter Than The Average Nocturn
#268 - Wakka Wakka
#269 - How To: Date
#270 - A Smooth Getaway
#271 - Seriously, Who Is That?
#272 - How To: Teamkill
#273 - Not Suspicious At All
#274 - Skirting The Point
#275 - How To: Arrive At A Restaurant
#276 - An Important Question
#277 - The Rules
#278 - How To: Celebrate Halloween 2011
#279 - Sorting Seating
#280 - Don't You Love Coincidences?
#281 - How To: Identify Hobbies
#282 - The Dating Game
#283 - Too Much Information
#284 - How To: Frustrate Dregan
#285 - Chance Romance
#286 - Turkey Snog
#287 - How To: Dig Your Own Grave
#288 - The Itch
#289 - Breaking The Rules
#290 - How To: Kiss
#291 - Tangenital Tirades
#292 - Laughing & Loving
#293 - How To: Not Do This
#294 - What Did You Think?
#295 - These Things We Hear
#296 - How To: Resolve The Issue
#297 - And The Oblivious Sang
#298 - With The Passing Times
#299 - How To: Get Married
#300 - 5 Year Rebirth
#301 - Perplexing Proposals
#302 - How To: Get A Lift
#303 - Webbing Words
#304 - Metaphorical Malfunction
#305 - How To: Ask For A Drink
#306 - Planetary Proportions
#307 - Identity Issues
#308 - How To: Perform A Seance
#309 - Chris Is A Terrifying Ghost
#310 - Cassandra Burness
#311 - How To: Be The Embodiment Of Metal
#312 - When We Were Young
#313 - April Fools 2014: ANNOUNCEMENT PAGE!
#314 - How To: Go Through A Phase
#315 - Easter 2014: Possible Candidates
#316 - Ah, The Memories
#317 - How To: Accidentally An Entire City Block
#318 - Hummingbird's
#319 - A Slice Of Dog
#320 - How To: Carry On A Conversation
#321 - Zombie Ghosts
#322 - And The Pants Were Dead
#323 - How To: Be The Boss
#324 - Cyrup
#325 - A Taste For It
#326 - How To: Experiment
#327 - Halloween 2014: There Are No...
#328 - Cake and Aise-Creme
#329 - How To: Dramatic Zoom
#330 - A Feel For It
#331 - The Darndest Places
#332 - How To: Ask Party Questions
#333 - Hellacious Hangover
#334 - Not A Problem
#335 - How To: Celebrate Christmas 2014
#336 - That Between Time
#337 - Hwo T;;; Ccccelebrae 20202015
#338 - How To: Make A Successful Deduction
#339 - Safely Supported
#340 - Slumber Party! Yeeeaaah!
#341 - How To: Reassess
#342 - Departing So Sweetly
#343 - Honeymoon Sailing
#344 - How To: Give A Gift
#345 - A Learning Experience
#346 - The Storm
#347 - How To: Scan For Lifeforms
#348 - No.
#349 - What's In A Name?
#350 - How To: Utilise Company Assets
#351 - One Very Disturbed Maybe
#352 - Whom?
#353 - How To: Get Up There
#354 - Drop It Real Good
#355 - Big Guy
#356 - How To: Punch 'Em In The Face
#357 - The After Afterparty
#358 - The Spreading Blush
#359 - How To: At Least Win The Contest
#360 - Not My Size
#361 - Something Something Leo Gon' Get Naked
#362 - How To: Get Some Support
#363 - Solecalibur VI
BRARGGHHH:
Dregan , 11 Nov 2009 06:01 pm
The Mother of Bar'd
I remember coming up with this page on holiday and really liking the idea, the punchline nailing the exact joke I wanted to achieve.
I don't remember what that exact line was. I hate this page now. D:
Dregan , 24 Jul 2015 11:24 pm
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godmoderncommander unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 06:03 pm
Furturerama LOL!!!
SolaratheHedgehog unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 06:11 pm
lol
hockeydude77 unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 06:18 pm
Waddya' wanna' hear? Beer!
Shard unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 06:29 pm
I'm pretty sure Forte is supposed to say "I can break it down into its base form" instead of "I can break it down into it's base form" because "it's" means "it is" and that does not work in this sentence.
...BD
::ZASHU:: unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 07:09 pm
Forte is Bender it all makes sense.
Bobcheese400 unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 07:17 pm
Actually Shard. An apostrophe can be used as a possessive term as well.
Yamataro unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 07:39 pm
Oh... what is the malt and liquor?What gets you drunken quicker?What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)Can't get enough of it (Beer)How we really love it (Beer)Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)I could kiss and hug it (Beer)But I'd rather chug it (Beer)Got my belly up to here (Beer)I could not refuse a (Beer)I could really use a beer, beer, beerBeer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beerI can't remember how much I have hadI drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)That's my son the drunken manly studI'm proud to be his budHere have some pretzelsNo, I'll call it quitsThose things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)Drink with your familyDrink it with your friendsDrink till you're fat, stomach distendsBeer is liquid bread, it's good for youWe like to drink till we spew! Ew!Who cares if we get fat?I'll drink to thatAs we sing once more...What is the malt and liquor?What gets you drunken quicker?What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)Can't get enough of it (Beer)How we really love it (Beer)Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)I could kiss and hug it (Beer)But I'd rather chug it (Beer)Got my belly up to here (Beer)Golly, I adore it! (Beer)Come on dammit, pour it!Do it for me, brew it for meFeed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)The most wonderful drink in the worldHOORAY!!! (BURP!)
Harrow unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 08:39 pm
@Bobcheese - "it's" and "its" are one those many exceptions in the English language. In this exception, "it's" is not a possessive term, where "its" becomes the possessive term instead.
But we love this exception filled language anywayyyy---
And Forte can become drunk forever--- Now he just needs to learn the Drunken Fist. :D
G.I.U.L.I.O. unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 11 Nov 2009 11:03 pm
Not even machines can escape the corrupting influence of alcohol. WE ARE DOOMED! D8
ForteTh unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 12 Nov 2009 01:59 am
I wonder what effect Cintreuse De Genre would have on Forte?
Ganato unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 12 Nov 2009 08:00 am
@G.I.U:
Corruption?
What are you going on about?
What's that beer? You want me to get more ice? Will do.
Lugbzurg unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 12 Nov 2009 05:15 pm
What is the world coming to!?
I suppose that eventually, talking volcanoes are soon going to sell bottled water to yellow dinosaurs named "Alan".
Shoku2121 unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 12 Nov 2009 07:43 pm
I'm afraid of people named "Alan"
Evil Agram unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 18 Nov 2009 11:06 am
Fuck. Ouch. The pseudo science in this strip makes me cringe.
Human food is a terrible source of power for a robot. Alcohol is decent in that it can be burned for fuel, but a robot cannot recycle the energy in alcohol nearly as efficiently as any biological creature.
The assertion that a robot could get drunk is entirely inconsistent with robotics. Yes, I understand that your not understanding robotics is part of the joke, but that doesn't make it funny.
It's about as funny as joking about why they don't make planes out of the same stuff they make the black boxes out of so they wouldn't get hurt in a crash. The material properties are different, it would never work. It isn't funny.
Eternalstorm Blade unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 18 Nov 2009 01:46 pm
Oh the future doesn't look all that bright does it Vas?
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