Well... not much going on in this one... kind of a boring page to be frank.
...I don't even have much to say in the comments... Eh, probably gonna start a new poll just to have something to shove here.
Watch this space.
Which character to've appeared in Bar'd thus far do you think is most similar to you?
Shelia (Sadistically controlling)
7 votes (19%)
Well who would've guessed? The character which most people relate to just so happens to be the character who doesn't randomly have uber powers of awesome laser shooty pyew pyew powah, and is generally a relatively normal person. I find this result completely unpredictable.
Van (Kind of an asshole) & Stew (Lacks braincells) & Leo (Practically a conman)
4 votes (11%)
So let's just look at this... apparently my fans either generalised to be assholes, thick, or conmen. I can certainly tell I've built myself a good audience here... But in all seriousness, I can see the sort of people who would vote for Leo, but really? Van? I'm curious which of my fans seem to think they have that much of a negative impact on people. And for those of you like Stew? ...Seek help.
Vas (Lack basic understanding of the world) & Elo (Has basic understanding of world in his head) & Thorn (Seems to prefer men who have breasts)
3 votes (8%)
Well, these are the ones which a small handful of you seem to think you're like. A small portion of you are like Vas, you poor, poor saps. I mean, I know how much hell I put Vas through, so I most definitely have to feel sorry for you. I especially hope you don't have to put up with Bouncer Waking Procedures... Elo... I'm sort of verging towards the Stew advice of 'seeking help', but Elo is infectious, and we don't want you spreading that infection to any Psychiatrists. And lastly of course Thorn, because I know I can always rely on my weird-ass fans to love a bit of the male boobage. Interpret that as you will.
Meteor (Will taunt for self-interest) & SL (For eetz) & Mekno (Gets head stuck to people)
2 votes (5%)
I'll be honest, I'm quite surprised that these got more than one vote. I mean... Meteor is fair enough. He was shown to be relatively normal, I can understand how he might've got a couple in there. SL... well, I never really showed much personality for him, and the only description I gave is 'For Eetz'. All I can really conclude from that is that at least two of my fans are Voraphiles. Don't look it up. And lastly of course, Mekno, who seemed to consist of being terrified and sticking his head to people... Well, if that's your pass-time, I guess I can't complain, but I'd suggest less glue on the head and certainly less using your head to greet people. That can only have odd results.
Dregan (Likes Cintreuse and muscular Centaurian men a tad too much) & Black (Needs to get laid) & Hockey (Likes saying dude too much)
1 vote (3%)
Ah, here we go, the small one-offs. Hockey is of course in there... I was actually quite surprised he wasn't higher really, he is one of the more normal character to've been displayed in the series. Black... I'm quite curious to be frank. I have a few suspicions as to certain people who may've voted for him under the 'Needs to get laid' clause, but I'm not 100%. As for the one person to vote for Dregan? Yeah, that was me. Because the only person like me, IS me. And don't you forget it.
Sean (Stuck drowning his sorrows) & Rupph (Needs anger management) & Omega (Easily bribed) & Ze (Verging on stalker) & Roby Bang (Need a better job) & Tenebrae (Only friend is an animal) & Forte (Needs to be taught 'The Birds And The Bees')
0 votes (0%)
Well, this is good to hear. Looks like my audience lacks drunk, angry, bribable stalkers, containing only people who are satisfied with their jobs, have friends outside the animal kingdom, and know full well what belongs where when doing the you-know-what. Okay, there's one or two of these I could probably disagree with (Methinks I know a few Rupphs and at least a couple of Zes), but oh well. Remember, the first step is identifying you have a problem.