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Comics - What's In A Word? 16 Feb 2010 06:08 pm
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#1 - Reminiscing on the paNDA
#2 - How To: Destroy Society
#3 - Sheepish suspicions
#4 - It wasn't me, it was my biological make-up
#5 - How To: Drunken Box
#6 - Simple Showdown
#7 - Closing call
#8 - How To: Apologise
#9 - Sibling SMASH!
#10 - I can run my bar with no handlebars
#11 - How To: Have Nightmares
#12 - April Fools 2009
#13 - Boot to the-! Wait...
#14 - How To: Get Served
#15 - If you can't break the rules, obliterate them
#16 - Easter 2009
#17 - How To: Play Baseball
#18 - People Problems
#19 - His midi-clorians are off the scale too
#20 - How To: Analyse The Situation
#21 - Like looking in a magic mirror
#22 - Not included: The meaning of life
#23 - How To: Make A Less Epic Montage Than {MUTE} #100
#24 - The Demon Of Drink
#25 - Linguistic Tendencies
#26 - How To: Name Your Child
#27 - Butterflies and Hurricanes, Bunny Rabbits and Drama
#28 - And Today's Contestants Are;
#29 - How To: Advertise
#30 - The Relevance Of This Title Is Enormous
#31 - The Leafy Bar; Scarring 1 In Every 5 Customers - For Life!
#32 - How To: Declare War
#33 - Staying At A Dangerous Distance
#34 - My Quiet Place
#35 - How To: Think Of A Title
#36 - Don't Drink The Red Water
#37 - 1 year on, and I'll actually be allowed to drink at my own bar
#38 - How To: Fail At Making A Smash Effect
#39 - By The Power Of Greyskull
#40 - Dear Lord, THE SPEECHBUBBLES!
#41 - How To: Be Completely Oblivious
#42 - Passion Of Tears' Individual Open-wound Nullifier
#43 - Rabbits With Hand Grenades
#44 - How To: Recycle (The possibilities are endless)
#45 - Protocol
#46 - Now with 2x glowvision!
#47 - How To: Impress The Ladies
#48 - Calendar Dating
#49 - Shejanjilia
#50 - How To: Celebrate Your 50th
#51 - Knock Knock
#52 - Plot Chasms
#53 - How To: Buy A Drink
#54 - Quoth The Tweety
#55 - Spontaneous Consumption
#56 - How To: Prioritise
#57 - And coming soon, Panda Pretzels
#58 - Pandanesia
#59 - How To: Get Your Blood Tested
#60 - This Endless Twisting And Turning
#61 - The Literal Demon Of The Bottle
#62 - How To: Meet And Greet
#63 - You Fail Biology Forever
#64 - This Page For Eetz
#65 - How To: Eetz Bird
#66 - And That's How Babies Are Made
#67 - 'Pay back'
#68 - How To: Use Obligatory Joke
#69 - Dear Billie
#70 - Halloween 2009
#71 - How To: Have A Perfect Morning
#72 - Goity Et Chaussures
#73 - Maladaptively Mechanically Minded Man
#74 - How To: Have A Drink
#75 - An Accurate Analysis
#76 - Naming Conventions, SUFFER!
#77 - How To: Find Out Four Legs Is Faster
#78 - Feelin' The Fuzz
#79 - Take Names & Drink Cintreuse
#80 - How To: Usher In Background Info
#81 - Woof
#82 - De ja vu?
#83 - How To: Insert A Reference
#84 - Omnomnom
#85 - The Stomach For It
#86 - How To: Prepare For Childbirth
#87 - Vas vs. The World
#88 - Outcasting the Advert
#89 - How To: Celebrate Christmas 2009
#90 - Mental Images courtesy of Dregan
#91 - There Are No Walls In The Black Void
#92 - How To: Bring in 2010
#93 - Ready To Rumble
#94 - Adorably Facesmashable
#95 - How To: Insert A Few References
#96 - Heel Face Who What Where?
#97 - It'stotallyrainingoutsideshutup
#98 - How To: Get Yourself A Job
#99 - You mean there's life... outside?
#100 - -21Alive
#101 - How To: Get Back To Work
#102 - The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth
#103 - Aerokeloutics
#104 - How To: Show Your Concern
#105 - I Am Spoonicus
#106 - Would you like green eggs and ham?
#107 - How To: Celebrate Valentines... and a 1 year anniversary!
#108 - What's In A Word?
#109 - She Can Quit Any Time She Wants
#110 - How To: Get Out The Way
#111 - Bar'd; Now in Blue, Orange, Purple and The Apocalypse
#112 - Lunchbreak Saviour
#113 - How To: Get Drunk
#114 - No, I Am Spoonicus
#115 - Something Witty
#116 - How To: Miss Photoshop
#117 - Initiation Fail
#118 - Select Your Story
#119 - How To: Clean Up
#120 - Stop!
#121 - Mutsumi Has Fury
#122 - How To: Specify Gender
#123 - April Fools 2010
#124 - Easter 2010
#125 - How To: Build An Improvised Gym
#126 - I Got Nothing
#127 - Rules Of Combat
#128 - How To: Improvise
#129 - Split Second Timing
#130 - ilHairious Situations
#131 - How To: Use Guinea Pigs
#132 - Are You A Bad Enough Dude?
#133 - Demon Of The (Withheld) Bottle
#134 - How To: Contract Rabies
#135 - Haunting Rounds
#136 - Chrisper
#137 - How To: Die
#138 - Escalating Interests
#139 - A Cold Morning
#140 - How To: Thank Someone
#141 - What She Don't Know
#142 - A Possessive Spirit
#143 - How To: Get A Little Extra
#144 - Numeracy With Vas
#145 - Worldly Ambitions
#146 - How To: Drive A Vas
#147 - Briano's Inferno
#148 - Oh, The Games We Play
#149 - How To: Identify Your Suspect
#150 - What You Gonna Do With All That Junk?
#151 - Now Bar'd Legal
#152 - How To: Select Your Drink
#153 - The Reader Is Always Arguably Right
#154 - Get Your Freak On
#155 - How To: Spot The Difference
#156 - The Important Details
#157 - Best For Everyone
#158 - How To: Get A Job
#159 - Tactical Warfare
#160 - A War Of Epic Proportions
#161 - How To: Take Over A City
#162 - Don't Stop Me Now
#163 - Some Weight On Those Shoulders
#164 - How To: Be Evil
#165 - Personal Profiling
#166 - A Matter Of Money
#167 - How To: Not Let You Do That Star Leo
#168 - Showdown
#169 - Defining Difference
#170 - How To: Clear Your Nasal Cavities
#171 - Pimp My Tank
#172 - Star-Crossed Lovers
#173 - How To: Win A Freak-Off
#174 - Demands Of The Job
#175 - The Meaning Of Muscularity
#176 - How To: Explode
#177 - Boa, Boa Everywhere
#178 - A Somewhat Poor Promotion
#179 - How To: Handle It
#180 - Kitchen Sink Not Included
#181 - Relationship Issues
#182 - How To: Help
#183 - The Time Warp
#184 - Standard Reproduction Safety Procedure
#185 - How To: Call A Meeting
#186 - Chanelling Ghosts
#187 - The New Spice Of Advertising
#188 - How To: Choose Your Own Adventure
#189 - Halloween 2010
#190 - Comic Violence
#191 - How To: Arrive Late
#192 - Sudden Surprises
#193 - Here Have A Title
#194 - How To: Tempt Fate
#195 - Plantacious Positioning
#196 - Adverts Killed The TV Star
#197 - How To: Give A Gift To The Fans (Christmas 2010)
#198 - He Comes Bearing Plots
#199 - Ready?
#200 - How To: Equate Aliveness Under Division Of Five (New Years 2011)
#201 - Temptatious Trappings
#202 - And Now For Something Completely Different
#203 - How To: Catch Your Predator
#204 - Bouncer Woken Procedure
#205 - Soulcalibur V
#206 - How To: Outdrama Black
#207 - Observable Difficulties
#208 - Smells Of Success
#209 - How To: Introduce Work Colleagues
#210 - People In High Places
#211 - Trick Pony
#212 - How To: Make New Friends
#213 - Simply Observing
#214 - A 2-Year Anniversary On Valentines 2011
#215 - How To: Find Vas
#216 - Who'd've Figured?
#217 - Oh Ye Blessed Few
#218 - How To: Quit Smoking
#219 - Mummy Issues
#220 - Beech Babe
#221 - How To: Bury A Page In Speechbubbles
#222 - A Shot At Observation
#223 - Easter 2011
#224 - How To: Flood A Page In Characters
#225 - SpaceSpaceGottaGoToSpace
#226 - The Joy Of A Job
#227 - How To: Make A Stock Check
#228 - Giving The Gift Of Love
#229 - A Gift For The Gone
#230 - How To: Know Something
#231 - Suspicious Standabout
#232 - ~In The Dark Of The Night~
#233 - How To: Do Whatever These Guys Are Doing
#234 - One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night
#235 - There Are No Cakes In The Black Void
#236 - How To: Get Relationship Advice
#237 - Dating Demands
#238 - Happy Time At The Bar
#239 - How To: Be A Superhero
#240 - Roby 2.0
#241 - What What
#242 - How To: Wear New Shoes
#243 - Assessment
#244 - Currency Compatability
#245 - How To: Be A Manly Man
#246 - Face The Music
#247 - Heart Of The Shard
#248 - How To: Get Someone's Attention
#249 - What Has Science Done!?
#250 - A Chance Meeting Mayhaps?
#251 - How To: Remove A Problem
#252 - Lives To Lead
#253 - Grey Ground
#254 - How To: Identify Fruit
#255 - At The Right Place...
#256 - Anterian Attention
#257 - How To: Take It One Step Further
#258 - A Matter Of Respect
#259 - New Challenger Approaches
#260 - How To: Be A Rival
#261 - At The End Of The Road
#262 - Juuust Keep Walking
#263 - How To: Recognise Love
#264 - Schizophrenic Salutations
#265 - Special Sweeties
#266 - How To: Escape
#267 - Smarter Than The Average Nocturn
#268 - Wakka Wakka
#269 - How To: Date
#270 - A Smooth Getaway
#271 - Seriously, Who Is That?
#272 - How To: Teamkill
#273 - Not Suspicious At All
#274 - Skirting The Point
#275 - How To: Arrive At A Restaurant
#276 - An Important Question
#277 - The Rules
#278 - How To: Celebrate Halloween 2011
#279 - Sorting Seating
#280 - Don't You Love Coincidences?
#281 - How To: Identify Hobbies
#282 - The Dating Game
#283 - Too Much Information
#284 - How To: Frustrate Dregan
#285 - Chance Romance
#286 - Turkey Snog
#287 - How To: Dig Your Own Grave
#288 - The Itch
#289 - Breaking The Rules
#290 - How To: Kiss
#291 - Tangenital Tirades
#292 - Laughing & Loving
#293 - How To: Not Do This
#294 - What Did You Think?
#295 - These Things We Hear
#296 - How To: Resolve The Issue
#297 - And The Oblivious Sang
#298 - With The Passing Times
#299 - How To: Get Married
#300 - 5 Year Rebirth
#301 - Perplexing Proposals
#302 - How To: Get A Lift
#303 - Webbing Words
#304 - Metaphorical Malfunction
#305 - How To: Ask For A Drink
#306 - Planetary Proportions
#307 - Identity Issues
#308 - How To: Perform A Seance
#309 - Chris Is A Terrifying Ghost
#310 - Cassandra Burness
#311 - How To: Be The Embodiment Of Metal
#312 - When We Were Young
#313 - April Fools 2014: ANNOUNCEMENT PAGE!
#314 - How To: Go Through A Phase
#315 - Easter 2014: Possible Candidates
#316 - Ah, The Memories
#317 - How To: Accidentally An Entire City Block
#318 - Hummingbird's
#319 - A Slice Of Dog
#320 - How To: Carry On A Conversation
#321 - Zombie Ghosts
#322 - And The Pants Were Dead
#323 - How To: Be The Boss
#324 - Cyrup
#325 - A Taste For It
#326 - How To: Experiment
#327 - Halloween 2014: There Are No...
#328 - Cake and Aise-Creme
#329 - How To: Dramatic Zoom
#330 - A Feel For It
#331 - The Darndest Places
#332 - How To: Ask Party Questions
#333 - Hellacious Hangover
#334 - Not A Problem
#335 - How To: Celebrate Christmas 2014
#336 - That Between Time
#337 - Hwo T;;; Ccccelebrae 20202015
#338 - How To: Make A Successful Deduction
#339 - Safely Supported
#340 - Slumber Party! Yeeeaaah!
#341 - How To: Reassess
#342 - Departing So Sweetly
#343 - Honeymoon Sailing
#344 - How To: Give A Gift
#345 - A Learning Experience
#346 - The Storm
#347 - How To: Scan For Lifeforms
#348 - No.
#349 - What's In A Name?
#350 - How To: Utilise Company Assets
#351 - One Very Disturbed Maybe
#352 - Whom?
#353 - How To: Get Up There
#354 - Drop It Real Good
#355 - Big Guy
#356 - How To: Punch 'Em In The Face
#357 - The After Afterparty
#358 - The Spreading Blush
#359 - How To: At Least Win The Contest
#360 - Not My Size
#361 - Something Something Leo Gon' Get Naked
#362 - How To: Get Some Support
#363 - Solecalibur VI
BRARGGHHH:
Dregan , 16 Feb 2010 06:11 pm
The Mother of Bar'd
Well... not much going on in this one... kind of a boring page to be frank.
...I don't even have much to say in the comments... Eh, probably gonna start a new poll just to have something to shove here.
Watch this space.
Dregan , 24 Jul 2015 11:22 pm
Dregan , 16 Feb 2010 09:09 pm
The Mother of Bar'd
Results for seventh Bar'd Poll (New Poll now up):
Which character to've appeared in Bar'd thus far do you think is most similar to you?
1st Place:
Shelia (Sadistically controlling)
7 votes (19%)
Well who would've guessed? The character which most people relate to just so happens to be the character who doesn't randomly have uber powers of awesome laser shooty pyew pyew powah, and is generally a relatively normal person. I find this result completely unpredictable.
2nd/3rd/4th Place:
Van (Kind of an asshole) & Stew (Lacks braincells) & Leo (Practically a conman)
4 votes (11%)
So let's just look at this... apparently my fans either generalised to be assholes, thick, or conmen. I can certainly tell I've built myself a good audience here... But in all seriousness, I can see the sort of people who would vote for Leo, but really? Van? I'm curious which of my fans seem to think they have that much of a negative impact on people. And for those of you like Stew? ...Seek help.
5th/6th/7th Place:
Vas (Lack basic understanding of the world) & Elo (Has basic understanding of world in his head) & Thorn (Seems to prefer men who have breasts)
3 votes (8%)
Well, these are the ones which a small handful of you seem to think you're like. A small portion of you are like Vas, you poor, poor saps. I mean, I know how much hell I put Vas through, so I most definitely have to feel sorry for you. I especially hope you don't have to put up with Bouncer Waking Procedures... Elo... I'm sort of verging towards the Stew advice of 'seeking help', but Elo is infectious, and we don't want you spreading that infection to any Psychiatrists. And lastly of course Thorn, because I know I can always rely on my weird-ass fans to love a bit of the male boobage. Interpret that as you will.
8th/9th/10th Place:
Meteor (Will taunt for self-interest) & SL (For eetz) & Mekno (Gets head stuck to people)
2 votes (5%)
I'll be honest, I'm quite surprised that these got more than one vote. I mean... Meteor is fair enough. He was shown to be relatively normal, I can understand how he might've got a couple in there. SL... well, I never really showed much personality for him, and the only description I gave is 'For Eetz'. All I can really conclude from that is that at least two of my fans are Voraphiles. Don't look it up. And lastly of course, Mekno, who seemed to consist of being terrified and sticking his head to people... Well, if that's your pass-time, I guess I can't complain, but I'd suggest less glue on the head and certainly less using your head to greet people. That can only have odd results.
11th/12th/13th Place:
Dregan (Likes Cintreuse and muscular Centaurian men a tad too much) & Black (Needs to get laid) & Hockey (Likes saying dude too much)
1 vote (3%)
Ah, here we go, the small one-offs. Hockey is of course in there... I was actually quite surprised he wasn't higher really, he is one of the more normal character to've been displayed in the series. Black... I'm quite curious to be frank. I have a few suspicions as to certain people who may've voted for him under the 'Needs to get laid' clause, but I'm not 100%. As for the one person to vote for Dregan? Yeah, that was me. Because the only person like me, IS me. And don't you forget it.
14th/15th/16th/17th/18th/19th/20th Place:
Sean (Stuck drowning his sorrows) & Rupph (Needs anger management) & Omega (Easily bribed) & Ze (Verging on stalker) & Roby Bang (Need a better job) & Tenebrae (Only friend is an animal) & Forte (Needs to be taught 'The Birds And The Bees')
0 votes (0%)
Well, this is good to hear. Looks like my audience lacks drunk, angry, bribable stalkers, containing only people who are satisfied with their jobs, have friends outside the animal kingdom, and know full well what belongs where when doing the you-know-what. Okay, there's one or two of these I could probably disagree with (Methinks I know a few Rupphs and at least a couple of Zes), but oh well. Remember, the first step is identifying you have a problem.
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Acheron_The_Forgotten_One unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 06:13 pm
:O
ooooh, FINALLY an update :D
well, hopefully the next strip might be interesting *gets popcorn and waits for next strip* :D so, dude, KEEP UP THE GUD WORK! :D
SolaratheHedgehog unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 06:16 pm
*agrees with above comment*
IT'S RUPH! OOH! THIS IS GONNA GET GOOD! XD
-Aero- unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 06:20 pm
Spectator Aero says...
All lightning is about to break loose.
spark th unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 06:23 pm
..and is loving every moment of the changed state
this should be entertaining
Shard unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 06:24 pm
Rupph - Ruining people's days since... forever, really.
Rupph: Sweet, I showed up again!
Zak TH unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 07:09 pm
Such is life.
Sagat the Tiger unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 07:20 pm
Ah Murphy, we love you!
.:Hidden:. unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 08:05 pm
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
XD
G.I.U.L.I.O. unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 11:04 pm
We love Murphy's law when it happens to others. Not so much when it happens to oursel-- *DISCONNECTION*
kirbypuff unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 16 Feb 2010 11:20 pm
Excellent work as always :)
Whip the Rabbit unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Feb 2010 05:52 am
Only Vas would have the skill to strangle Murphy.
Majin Tobias unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Feb 2010 10:18 am
And now I'm finally caught up with this comic.
godmoderncommander unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Feb 2010 10:32 am
Murphy shows no mercy.
Yamataro unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Feb 2010 12:44 pm
Does the cameo list on the other page mean those are coming, or does it mean that the + ones are, or what?
Also, DARN YOU MURPH-shot-
Dregan unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Feb 2010 12:45 pm
Cameo list is list of cameos I currently have saved.
+ sign is for those who have already made an appearance.
Snurple-the-Hedgehog unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Feb 2010 04:11 pm
Oh dear god.
The trouble has arrived.
Harrow unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Feb 2010 07:50 pm
Rupph vs Vas? :O
Grey_Wolf_Leader unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 17 Feb 2010 09:13 pm
I say it's high time for another bar room brawl involving a drunk hedge...hog...girl or whatever she is.
Eternalstorm Blade unknowingly drank NEW LEMON FLAVOURED Cintreuse. , 19 Feb 2010 06:24 pm
"Oh dear god.
The trouble has arrived."
No Met, The Devil has arrived.
Expect all hell breaking loose soon.
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