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May 12th, 2010, 6:00 pm

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Dregan , May 12th, 2010, 6:07 pm Dregan , July 20th, 2019, 2:53 pm

The Mother of Bar'd

And here we go, the truth about Chris. Poor poor Chris.
Alot of you, however, seem to've been commenting on other things. Primarily, that Vas' eyes have started glowing. I'd like to remind people that this has happened before, the last time it was night -
Admittedly, it's a lot more severe this time, but I'm on different software, so eh.

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XP_Lulz , May 12th, 2010, 6:10 pm


Such a sad story.

Neociz , May 12th, 2010, 6:12 pm

Oh yeahhh, Shard totally called it.

Dregan , May 12th, 2010, 6:15 pm

Not quite, she suggested that it was a Cintreuse related accident. Technically, the Cintreuse didn't cause the death, nor was the death an accident~

Floo Phantom , May 12th, 2010, 6:31 pm

I posted a comment but then I realized how silly it was and posted a different one.

It was regarding ow old it can get when you put a cintruese joke in nearly every page, but then I realized "This is Dregan. He'd never abandon his fetish" so I continue reading with mild boredom.

Koren , May 12th, 2010, 6:33 pm

I imagine she was pushed down an up escalator.

Dregan , May 12th, 2010, 6:33 pm

I find it amusing how much people seem to make out that I use Cintreuse, in comparison to how much it's actually used. I mean, my commenters mention it more than I do. I've used it, thus far, in 2 days, and comic 50. Big whoop.

Zak TH , May 12th, 2010, 6:35 pm

Drinking cintreuse, AND being pushed down an escalator.

Which was worse? You tell me.

Atomic dragon , May 12th, 2010, 6:40 pm

Thats the point. The fact that you have used it that many time should say something.

Shard , May 12th, 2010, 6:42 pm

The elevator. Being gender-swapped isn't that bad. Just ask Nick.

Marioismyman , May 12th, 2010, 6:42 pm

He's implying that he hasn't used it much recently.

Floo Phantom , May 12th, 2010, 7:42 pm

I actually went through all of the bar'd comics and counted that twenty-three of the comics had cintreuse/gender bending jokes. That's ONLY counting the jokes and not the pages where the effects were still lasting, nor does it count the ones where the lines are too thin like when Dreg was turned into a bra. Another thing that may add to the evidence is that I only counted the comics in Bar'd, but not other comics containing the bar and the drink.

The rating system, the site background AND half (Give or take a few) of the rotating banners have cintreuse in them... I rest my case...

@Shard: Escalator, not elevator.

Mix , May 12th, 2010, 8:13 pm

> Mock his situation.

Harrow , May 12th, 2010, 8:45 pm

@Flu: It ain't hurting anyone, so it doesn't really matter.

Marioismyman , May 12th, 2010, 9:19 pm

You seem to be the only one vexed by this. Actually going back to check how many pages had cintreuse is a little overboard. Just state that you don't like how much Dregan is using cintreuse and be done.
Also, I see nothing in the background related to cintreuse and one of the rotating banners is cintreuse related.

Christh^^ , May 12th, 2010, 9:49 pm

Poor me.

Floo Phantom , May 12th, 2010, 10:02 pm

I'm pretty sure that background drink is an emphty bottle of cintreuse, and I also counted the number of banners...

AkumaTh , May 12th, 2010, 10:24 pm

You would think he would have empathize the death more then the drink.

Floo Phantom , May 13th, 2010, 12:06 am

Spending eternity as a ghost pales in comparison to spending it as a ghost of the other gender.

Imperial , May 13th, 2010, 1:49 am

well theres no one else for him to socialize with maybe being a chick is his only entertainment if ya know what i mean

Floo Phantom , May 13th, 2010, 2:04 am

"She's" getting socialazation here and apparently talks with Shelia now and again, plus "She" watches the events of the bar and probably gets entertainment out of it.

And I don't even want to go into how WRONG the other part of your comment was...

Supersheep64 , May 13th, 2010, 2:05 am

He's dead. he has no nerves. ergo cannot feel pleasure.

Was it a rising escalator?
'cos that would hurt more.

Floo Phantom , May 13th, 2010, 2:09 am

And supahsheeps comment.

Supersheep64 , May 13th, 2010, 3:05 am

@ floo
you love the pervertion really. >:3

Dregan , May 13th, 2010, 5:04 am

Whilst I won't bother with the 23 pages comment (as I admit, I can't really counter that), I would like to remind you Floo that I didn't make the coding for the site, and that was all Exer's doing.
Also, I do find it kind of funny the complaints of overuse of a recurring joke coming from the person who owns Floo, who has in literally every page I've ever seen him in fell back on 'I'm evil and powerful, mwahaha.'

FlyingMonkey , May 13th, 2010, 8:57 am

Ah yes, the classic escalator assassination method...I've got to try that some time.

Floo Phantom , May 13th, 2010, 10:14 am


*Finger wave and comedy glare*

Floo Phantom , May 13th, 2010, 10:34 pm

*Communist roll'd*

Ryan aka Tails128 , May 14th, 2010, 9:33 pm

Elevator, huh?
That would explain it.

artistafrustrado , May 15th, 2010, 3:49 pm

thats explain a lot of things XDDD

...that could be an useful tip when i want to break with a girl: kill her before she tries taking revenge XD

artistafrustrado , February 18th, 2011, 2:51 pm

lol now i noticed that the living chriss looks like Caek xD

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