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September 9th, 2010, 6:14 pm

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Dregan , September 9th, 2010, 6:18 pm

The Mother of Bar'd

I know where his turret is.
...I'm not even gonna bother following that up.

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PhantomJames , September 9th, 2010, 6:24 pm

Must resist urge to make sexual joke due to author comment.

Jake E. Fisher , September 9th, 2010, 6:30 pm

I knew what you meant by that before I finished reading the comic

Shard , September 9th, 2010, 6:30 pm

His turret is in his mouth.


Jake E. Fisher , September 9th, 2010, 6:31 pm

what shard said.its so obvious =3

Briano is some kinda evil mastermind!

Elda142 , September 9th, 2010, 7:06 pm

He has 4 massive guns right around his torso. I'd label them as tankbusters.

Shadow Lugia , September 9th, 2010, 7:08 pm

Hey Dreg. I was just wondering if you could clear things up again about me not making or being involved in, in any way the making of "Bar'd Future." Unfortunately, due to the rumors made up by a massive AZN furry faggot by the name of Yamataro, I am being accused of orchestrating that most nerfarious scheme.

-Yours In Good Health

Blue-Blue (Guest) , September 9th, 2010, 7:20 pm

@ Shard: So he shoops da whoop?

Sqoby , September 9th, 2010, 7:21 pm

Edit> Nevermind. Seems Dregan has this one.

Dregan , September 9th, 2010, 7:27 pm

Though I will speak to Yama, I'd ask you to refrain from saying things such as 'massive AZN furry faggot', it's hard to see you as being the one in the right when you're being kind of an asshole about it yourself. Yama is a friend of mine, and I'd rather not have you insulting him, especially in a way which may also lead to bringing up arguments on Bar'd.
If you really wanted my help, you could've PM'd me, rather than calling him out and insulting him in the middle of my comments.
Now I'll go confirm things with Yama. If you want something in future, try to be somewhat less assholish about it.

Atomic dragon , September 9th, 2010, 7:31 pm

They must be blizted out of their minds to even think like...... Okay never mind, the last panal is really true.

jsonic872 , September 9th, 2010, 7:50 pm

Its ingenious!

AkumaTh , September 9th, 2010, 8:31 pm

Of course! Who would expect a Tank with NO GUNS! They'll be in shock and awe as it moves closer to them!

Marioismyman , September 9th, 2010, 9:00 pm

@SL I even fucking stated that you didn't do it. Grrr.

hockeydude77 , September 9th, 2010, 9:03 pm

Oh Vas has a turret...

Oh god, I went there...

robybang , September 9th, 2010, 9:06 pm

Did you just make a reference to The Room?

Supersheep64 , September 10th, 2010, 6:13 am

They will be so busy waiting for you to fire the turret, they will never see the real weapon, waiting to strike them!
:Vas' massive Abs!!

Shadow Lugia , September 10th, 2010, 5:22 pm

Dreg, you're supposably in your early 20's, or something, so the word "faggot," shouldn't bother you.

And forgive me for wanting to get to the bottom of something. I didn't do anything to that guy, and he's always had this problem for me. I'm tired of being blamed for something that you did, (Considering it's a joke that you and your friend did.) So forgive me for spewing obscenity on your comic, but maybe if you spent less time defending someone who just feeds off on all around negativity, you could stop these arguments before they happened.

Sqoby , September 10th, 2010, 5:26 pm

@SL: Firstly, Dregan had nothing to do with the creation, it was all Mimm. And the way you're acting just to get this "shit" to stop sounds like it's only fueling the fire.

SL, I'm gonna tell you this to HELP you: learn to talk much less of a douche. Your first comment didn't seem as bad but your response blew my fucking mind. Insulting a third party person just to get a retarded rumor off of you.

Dregan , September 10th, 2010, 5:44 pm

I want you to consider for a second that the whole thing stopped due to complaints about you, we stopped the thing for your sake, so coming and bitching at me hardly shines you in the right light. I have no problem with you using the word 'faggot', I have the problem with you immaturity of coming into the comments section to call someone out and insult them like that.
I have seen you target people on multiple occasion and whenever anyone argues back you suddenly turn yourself into a victim and hope everyone will be on your side. Then you smear the individual you're targetting everywhere, trolling them, then accusing them of trolling you if they dare say a word back.
Now, I don't want to start another argument here, and I won't tolerate people trying to start them. If you honestly have a problem with someone, sort it out privately, rather than making a big show and tell about it. Now I HAVE spoken to Yama, and I have tried to sort things for you.
If you have a problem of any sort like this persisting you, I would prefer you PM it me in future and try to sort it privately rather than trying to start another argument.

Also, to clarify, I'm 18, not early 20s. I'm gonna assume that confusion comes from the 'me being legal to drink' thing I mentioned on my last birthday page. Drinking age is younger over here.

Shadow Lugia , September 10th, 2010, 6:08 pm

Wow. I see now that I should not have even had this conversation with you in the first place. I totally misjudged the kind of person you are, and I apologize for that. I feel obliged to discontinue this conversation, as I see that the maturity level is no longer at the standard at which I thought it would be. The more you know, I guess.

anonymousZTE , September 10th, 2010, 6:27 pm

hey dreg, im wishing to remain anonymous because of the fact that everyone seems to be ganging up on sl, but with that said i think somebody should defend him. first of all, i've been a reader of this comic for almost a year now, and i enjoy it. but after seeing what you just said about the whole yamataro/sl thing, i can clearly see that you have no idea what you're talking about. i mean, dam. i know sl more than i know you, but at the same time we're not that close of friends. Yamataro is your friend, so i can understand a bit of biasness, but in this case you really just can't. yamataro has been flaming and spamming and spreading false rumors about sl for almost a year now. He's REALLY butthurt, angry or something, because he had a thing in his description that trashed sl for almost a year now, even after sl said he didn't want to deal with him and that he wasn't going to aknowledge him anymore. all this whole time, it's been one sided. sl had a fight with boh, and apparently yama was like boh's friend, so sl didn't want him at his sprite showcase comic, and so yama flamed sl. I haven't seen him respond yet, and quite frankly this is the first time i've seen sl use yama's name on smackjeeves in almost a year now. sl wasn't even around for the first half of this year, so idk when he has all this time to spam and flame everyone like you say. you obviously don't know what the definition of a troll is, and i hate to say it but you kind of lost my respect when you so blindly said that. s.l should not have said that word as it isn't respectable to gay people, but you both have seriously no idea what you're talking about.

Dregan , September 10th, 2010, 6:36 pm

I ask people not to insult people to stop a fight breaking out, and ironically enough, a fight breaks out... I've tried to be respectful to both sides, I have spoke to Yama for SL's sake, like I said I would, I don't see how it's biased of me to simply ask someone to not insult someone on my page, whilst also doing as he requested and speaking to Yama to sort things out.
Now I'm being complained at simply because I requested that someone sort things with me more privately rather than calling someone out in the middle of my comic. I'm having trouble seeing how I'm in the wrong here for trying to stop fights breaking out.
The reason I said the thing about SL is because I recall seeing on more than a single occasion where he screenshot'd a conversation where he'd insulted someone, then took the mick out of their reaction and them and posted it up for everyone to see.
As I have said multiple times, if people have problems with each other, they can sort it out privately, rather than dragging it all out publically and putting each other on big stands. I'm not trying to pick sides here, I'm trying to prevent an argument. If not wanting people to fight is so wrong of me, I apologise. I guess next time someone comes to me with a problem I should immediately take their side and not try to neutralise things.

Whip the Rabbit , September 10th, 2010, 9:02 pm

Oh vas has a turret, how do you explain his big guns?

Sqoby , September 10th, 2010, 9:59 pm

Wait wait, SL insults Dregan to solve his personal issue, and you're telling Dregan to be easy on him?

If I punched you in the face and I had a friend tell you not to punch back, would you listen? Of course, this isn't the situation here, but SL hasn't exactly been mature about Dregan's assistance in this whole thing. None of this is Dregan's fault, so stop sticking the blame on Dregan.

And @Whip: I lol'd.

anonymousZTE , September 10th, 2010, 10:35 pm

@tek: didn't even insult vas. he insulted yamataro, but he kind of deserved it, just not on this comic. and you are one to talk arent you that person who stole shard's characters and made a mute parody? you did exactly what sl is being falsely accused of...

Fuzzy Fox (Guest) , September 10th, 2010, 10:52 pm

Alrighty, guys, I think we'd all appreciate it if you quit- This comment box is for the comic strip, not personal affairs. As Dregan rightly said, this is a topic for private messages.

Err, also, ZTE, the MUTE parody contains more than just Shard's characters and is also completely condoned by Shard. Heck, she's an author of it.

anonymousZTE , September 10th, 2010, 11:13 pm

i don't mean the comic he has now with her. he used to have a comic a summer or two ago and he ripped off her characters, (i persnally remember,) and everyone got mad and ganged up on him. he should learn not to be such a bloody hypocrite .-. but your right let's stop talking about this now it's not an argument

Yamataro , September 11th, 2010, 1:02 am

@ SL/ Anon: If either of you have a problem with me, please send me a message. As for ZTE, I see that you know nothing of the matter. If you knew what happened, then who knows what you'd think. As i think I know who you are, I'm guessing you'd still side with SL. Anyway, that comic, is over a year old. I haven't said anything of SL. Period. I didn't start any rumor, or anything. I never bring SL up, as personally, I don't care. I even sent an apology letter and all else, only for him to not only notrespond, but in the cases in which he has, he's done nothing but block me, or just plain flame me for nothing. :/ I can pull a few examples if you want me to, but I won't do it here. Dregan, I'm extreamly sorry this happened on my account. I hope this will end here, and I can help fix these issues. :/ I also like how the only guy to defend SL wants to be anon. *Shrug* Oh well.

anonymousZTE , September 11th, 2010, 1:21 am

dude seriously: let it go. ddreg is probably going to delete these comments once he sees them. anyway, in closing, yama everyone is well aware what you and sl have done to each other. while sl has talked shit about you, he hasn't done it in any public way shape or form, (usually in a chatbox after you do something to try to capture his attention.) You seriously need to stop yourself. someone sent us the msn conversation that had you making up the rumor blatantly in it. I could show it to you but i fear dreg will just be even more pissed off for carrying on an argument. we all know that you've been the one for the past year hating sl. there hasn't even been any flaming, as far as i've seen, but you definately hold resentment to him and have been WAYY more into this than he has. i remember when he was having those personal problems and stayed off sj for like 4 months, and you were STILLLL carrying on. you need to loosen up your grip and look at life in a different angle my friend. you're sooooo up tight and it's going to cost you in the long run. also, sl doesn't need me to reveal who i am. so what, i don't want to get flamed? sl knows who i am, and i've told him who i am. that's good enough to him to know, it doesn't matter to me what you think of me.

lern2surture , September 11th, 2010, 1:34 am


Yamataro , September 11th, 2010, 1:36 am

If you have proof, show me, and I'll apologize, once again, to SL. :/
As long as this shit stops, I don't care what I need to do.
Also, I have not talked to, nor talked about SL since our little 'issue' back a year ago. And as for public, is this not public? He blantly went and posted on a public comment, trying to get attention to the matter. Then he blasts me calling me an 'AZN Furry Faggot' and blames me for something I had no hand in doing. It's not like I got a bunch of people, and told them it was all SL and that they should bring it up. :/ I don't care what SL does. I could care less that he's positng shit about me every which way. As long as this ends, and you and he no longer post on Dregan's comment about somehting he has NO connection with, then I'll publicly apologize or whatever is needed.

lern2surture , September 11th, 2010, 6:01 am


inb4 get deleted

Sqoby , September 11th, 2010, 12:24 pm

@ZTE: I ALSO asked permission for that one. It's why Shard put it up on the {MUTE} Extras page. Stop trying to start shit because it's not working and you sound like a little brat.

And calling me a hypocrite? You're blaming people for things they didn't do. You blamed Mimm's joke on Dregan and that I stole from Shard.
I DARE you to prove me wrong, that I'm a hypocrite, Dregan is completely at fault for his own joke-troll comic, and you're a saint.

anonymousZTE , September 11th, 2010, 12:29 pm

@Tek: look, i'm not going to get into a pointless argument with you. this doesn't even concern you back off

@Yamataro: *Shrugs* Okay, you say that you haven't mentioned sl in a year? That's a lie. I have proof right here that you started the rumor and back talked him less than three months ago:
Let that be an end to this. Apologize or not, i don't think he cares. Posting this so Dreg can know that his friend was the one causing this whole drama to begin with. Sl was right case closed

Sqoby , September 11th, 2010, 12:31 pm

Doesn't concern me? You're wrongly accusing people, especially me for shit they didn't do.

anonymousZTE , September 11th, 2010, 12:34 pm

just keep on arguing why don't you? your friend yamataro has just been proved to be guilty/a liar, so i'm not wrongly accusing him. there was never no question either, sl was just asking dreg to step in and say he didn't do it again. he's the one suffering for what yamataro did, not you nor dreg. also it was well known that last year when you first started on smackjeeves you took mute's sprites and used them in a comic w/o her permission. i remember people complained and what not. so stop arguing, it's not even an accusation

Sqoby , September 11th, 2010, 12:38 pm

I haven't even been on SJ for a year. I joined in late-January. SL also asked Dregan in a pretty jerk-ish manner, let alone making a big deal making it public. Also, that convo doesn't really prove anything. All it did was say people thought it was me, which I already knew about.

anonymousZTE , September 11th, 2010, 12:42 pm

no. you did not read it clearly enough. yamataro just said in his comment that he hadn't mentioned sl in almost a year. he goes and invites everyone to a convo, and talks about possibly flaming him with rainbow again for wearing a bandana. zman and him then bring up bar'd future and accuse him of doing it. hence, he lied.

edit: i'll talk to sl about that spark, but one of the people in that conversation pm'd him that message list, so i think YOU'RE lying.

Dregan , September 11th, 2010, 12:42 pm

I've just checked the image... the conversation occurred 7th July (European Dating), which was before we revealed it wasn't SL. At that time, rumours were spewing around and people did think that it WAS SL. Your image evidence occured way back before Yama or anyone knew that it wasn't SL.
You're saying that rumours are being spread around as if it's a recent occurence, instead you're accusing him of something he stopped doing when he discovered he was wrong...

anonymousZTE , September 11th, 2010, 12:44 pm

well if that is the case, then sl didn't know better. he didn't even hear about bar'd future until that someone pm'd him that conversation because yama was talking shit about him and accused him of doing it. all the same, yama still contributed to the rumors and lied about not talking shit about sl. we should really stop arguing now and take the high road like he did and just leave this alone

edit: no i just checked the date

the first comic was posted literally 2 hours before that convo. obviously word doesn't spread that fast. yamataro was the first one visibly to say that rumor, therefore he should be held acountable. we cannot read your private messages and hear gossip in that way, but we can certaintly see it in this form. he should be held acountable for his actions .-.

Dregan , September 11th, 2010, 12:46 pm

I'm fine to stop the arguing, that's what I've been trying to whole time (which seemed to result in everyone having a go at me). Admittedly, a lot of people are in the wrong here, and I'm not gonna pin it on any one party, nor except myself of any of the guilt. It sort of seems like a case of 'everyone's wrong'.

Sqoby , September 11th, 2010, 12:49 pm

Though Dregan, if you don't mind, I want more info about this MUTE troll thing.

As much of friends I am with Shard, I have access to NONE of her sprites, so I'm interested in seeing why I'm said to be blamed for this.

anonymousZTE , September 11th, 2010, 12:52 pm

okay, but people still thinks it's sl because of yamataro's rumors:

it's really not fair to him, dreg. You need to take responsibility and recognize that yamataro was the one who created it. i mean, what would make people think sl did it in the first place? you used to be cool with sl! he appeared in this comic?! why would he troll/flame you, saying he actually does things like that when he doesn't because lugia bros FLAME HIM!!! seriously take ownership man! it was him

anonymousZTE , September 11th, 2010, 1:01 pm

better yet, why dont you just write in your next author comic on the comic you post here that it was never sl and people were wrong. because they obviously are not getting it

Dregan , September 11th, 2010, 1:23 pm

...The first link you gave in that post was months ago where it was confirmed that it wasn't SL... that's when the rumours stopped, and they haven't continued since then. SL hasn't been accused for months because everyone knows by now it wasn't him. As for the second link, that doesn't even have anything to do with him.
And I never said he's troll and flame me, I keep trying to stop the argument and you keep starting it up again... I did say he has trolled and flamed in the past, 4 friends of mine (at least) have all been bothered by him at different points, with his excuse always being 'I do it for the lulz' which is not an excuse. If you really think it will help, I'll say next update that it wasn't him, but when he hasn't been accused of Bar'd Future for 2 months, and everyone knows it was MiMM, I don't think there's much left to change.
Now as I've said, I've obliged to what's been asked of me, I would appreciate it if people were to stop constantly arguing with each other.

cqclegoman , September 11th, 2010, 6:40 pm

Nice comic Dreg.


BreakerLOLZ , September 11th, 2010, 6:45 pm

Hey, Heavyrose! Where have you been?

Yamataro , September 11th, 2010, 11:05 pm

I'm gonna say this once, and say it only once.
That convo, was not about SL starting Bar'd. The convo originally started about the Bandana. I did not start the convo about SL, it just happened to go there. As Dregsy says, it is before the comic was revealed. Also, where I say yes, was answering the question about the comic being made by a troll. I did not accuse SL of making the comic. I did not spread around he did it. I did though, tlak about his purple thing he did, and that's been hammered out between me and Cman. So honestly, you wasted our time with something that SL and you misconstrewed as me spreading rumors. *Sigh* Why so much hate? Meh. Arguement ends here. I will not apologize for anything I said there, as I did not spread any rumor, other than talking about the purple thing, and honestly, that died off fast. :/ So I'm out. Nice to know people care about me enough to hate me though. :3 Thanks.

AnXjak , September 11th, 2010, 11:32 pm


Floo Phantom , September 12th, 2010, 1:48 am


You guys are hilarious.

cqclegoman , September 12th, 2010, 11:13 am

Wait, Yama, why the hell was I mentioned?

On the subject of the bandanas, all I told you was I don't know what S.L has planned. He hasn't told me, or anyone else.

EDIT: Uh, okay whatever.

Yamataro , September 12th, 2010, 11:47 am

You told me it wasn't the same as last time, so I left it be. You were mentioned, cause the same day as the convo shown above happened, we talked in the Xat chat.

Shadow Lugia , September 12th, 2010, 2:27 pm

Oh my God, lol. Seriously, everybody shut the hell up about it! ZTE, I appreciate what you did for me, but it doesn't really have to carry on this long. Everyone knows/already knew what's up with this situation, so it's not like we need to keep commenting on this page. LET THIS BE THE LAST POST IN THIS ARGUMENT. ANYONE WHO POSTS UNDER THIS IS JUST SHOWCASING THEIR IMMATURITY.


Yamataro , September 12th, 2010, 8:36 pm

Amen SL.

Edit: Not to be a troll comment. I honestly am glad it's done with and settled.
@Comic: I know where A gun is. Not the bad kind. If you open up his pecks, there's a big assed cannon.

Harrow , September 13th, 2010, 9:38 pm


artistafrustrado , September 14th, 2010, 12:56 am

lol at least someone used a nice word to refering vas XD

actually it would be very traumatic seeing vas using his turret XD

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hedge the hog (Guest) , November 12th, 2012, 8:17 pm

I know where it is
(Snicker) (giggle)
some random person that heard me: that's wrong
me: I was going to his fluffy tail, *enter napolan dynamite's trademark "gosh"*

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